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Hot Take (Otherkin) 

Otherkin are walking human being Savegame+ runs. Sometimes there's been multiple playthrus.

That feel when you start using the witch vision and like... You're the engineer brain.

My wife just made up the Stormcloak spice mix from the Elder Scrolls cookbook.
It Smells Amazing.

Confession, lineage 

My family line might actually be responsible for some of the problems in the world, See...

My grandfather invented Baby Formula. Leave it to a Polish Tool Steel Dragon to decide he was gonna make synthetic titty milk a thing. Like.

We had the Iron Lung, and in the 50s he perfected the Iron Titty.

Oh and my other grandfather was an irish mob boss. So I'm Dragons on both sides.

I swear to the gods above and below, most 19 year old furries just wanna move out of their parents house into a furry house where everyone shares their kinks.

I'm at the point now where unless someone's Specific about their gender or bits or whatever, I just go by what I see.
Like, unless I'm told otherwise, the person on the other end of the communication might as well just be a big friendly anthro pokemon or mythological creature of their choosing.
And this isn't suspension of Belief or anything, it's legit just easier this way for data management purposes.

Enby not in the sense I don't consider myself male Or female...

Enby in the sense I'm the kind of witch that can fix your truck or read your cards or tell you why your crops aren't growing or give you relationship advice.

Like I can't tell which gender normative I'm subverting at this point. am I doing this right?

I'm not wearing pants at all for pride month.

I'm dead serious. I'm basically wearing anything but pants, jeans, slacks, dockers, khakis, shorts...
I might keep it up after june, dunno.

When you're so genderqueer you have to date bisexuals because they're the only ones who can tolerate you.

Also, that feel when you absolutely S-rank an auto repair by yourself.

Oh, and all the guys I work with are more attractive than any of the other guys we see.

And they're all essentially my Brothers. Or as close as doesn't matter.

And I'm basically the only gay pirate in my tribe.

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Unfortunately, because June is planting season when you're a Flower Goon, it's a special challenge to feel gay and proud.
Because all the Ladies are out in their running clothes and here I am, a dirty up to my elbows contractor spending all day with a bunch of other dirty smelly contractors.

And like... The proportion of cute girls out and about where we work to cute Boys is like 10:1.

So you folks picked the worst time of year for me, I'm at Full Hetero in june and can't help it.

Gender of the day: Two dragon kids fighting over who's turn it is on the SNES.

That feel when one of your otherkin friends mom is also otherkin and may or may not know it.

Systems compartmentalization is really useful.

Kerithe has been screaming her head off all day but I've been able to function and not let it really touch me.

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