Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Just so you know there's an entire Sci-Fi series centered around a Homonormative alien race called the Hwarhath. One of the short stories even features a transmasculine character and His trials through life.

Oh, Also they're fuzzy aliens. Fuzzy gay aliens.

The boomers worshiped the millennials when we were Children and lavished all this worthless praise on us, with expectations we'd be just like Them.

Now that we're Adults, they can't get their heads around the fact we're not Children anymore, we're in our 30s.

Went out on errands today in a blue maxi skirt and nobody gave me shit.

The tired enby witch vibe is Working.

Been thinking about all the folks who thought I was super Weird growing up and I'm not friends with anymore.

Thinking back to Why they thought I was weird, most of it was the result of internal multiple systems conflict.

Ah well. Hope they're doing good.

Genders Done Quick

So, there's the dragons who've got huge knockers and hips and a Bad Dragon toy as standard equipment.

Not that kinda dragon. The joke ended up being I'm an understated red fuzzdragon in a world of majestic, big titty hermdragons of every variety.

The Punchline is that I have crazy Rasputin powers. :/ I was really hoping for smol round hermdragon.

Instead I got smoldering shaman hippie-pirate. I'm not gonna fuck with it or anything but Three years ago I was a blobby engineer.

I spent four years of my life working in mil-spec at two different companies as a Temp.

I saw how things were Designed, built, and tested. I've been reading about the 737MAX and Boeing lately.

I can see why the planes crashed. I can see why there's a Coverup. I can see why it's a massive problem.

I've worked these places. They're run by Boomers, staffed by Boomers, and everything Exists just to provide a comfortable, low-stress existence for some of the Worst, most Lazy, ineffective Engineers I've ever known.

All the actual Work is done by Temps, while the Good Old Gang of boomers forms the Core of the department. Nobody Cares about their job, nobody is Driven, and the entire structure of the Company is designed to be as Expensive and Wasteful as possible.

So I'm Really Salty lately. If we ever had to engage in a Real War, we wouldn't be able to scale up production in any meaningful way. And the folks who actually Know what's going on in the company are being Downsized, their positions Eliminated for more Profits, and before you know it...

An entire department is one boomer, a Genx-er, and fifteen Temps who aren't going to get Trained. Seven aren't going to make it a Week, because they don't Already Know how to do the job, and the rest are working Below their pay grade and skill level.

Congrats, that's how we build our highest tech: with underpaid, temp, no benefits labor, all so Useless Fat White Boomers can have a Career.

Military-industrial spending is just a Very Expensive Daycare for the bottom 25% of White Men.

Boeing, Lochkeed, Raytheon: All staffed and operated by Useless, conformist, bootlicking Boomers.

I actually Like Comic Sans and think it makes for a more fun, easy to read interface more in-tune with @hyperlink@snouts.online's shitposting habits.

I'm a trio of magical creatures incarnated in a human body and I fix cars.

Tired: 4 player co-op as a gimmick

Wired: 4 Player co-op integrated into normal gameplay.

Inspired: 4 player co-op Mandatory because the enemy AI is Murderous Murdering Murderers, and friendly AI get distracted by pretty birds.

Upsides of being Goodra: Cute, Friend Shaped, Genderqueer, can be tough as Nails and still be super adorable.

Downside of being Goodra: The Flu.