"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Wat:
"If you have users complaining about displays randomly flickering it could actually be connected to people sitting on gas lift chairs."
https://support.displaylink.com/knowledgebase/articles/738618-display-intermittently-blanking-flickering-or-los
via 🐦 https://twitter.com/royvanrijn/status/1214162400666103808 , which also contains a nice video demonstration
Guns, queer stuff, +++++
Did a queer range night tonight with about 7 other people. For a few it was their first time with a gun. We taught each other, bonded, and shared our love of guns.
We live in harsh times, and community defense is as important as ever. We can't let ourselves be victims because our garbage two-party system has propagandized us into thinking gun culture is only ever conservative. Make your community a hard target. Train yourselves, your friends, your polycule.
CW Political salt (+)
It's really great seeing all the conservative Youtubers who got a start in 2014 or so and were the Influencers who got us Trump all depressed and moody because all their friends are gonna go die in Iran.
You know, the Veterans and conservative firearm types who decry Liberal Snowflakes when a democrat is in power.
Yeah. They're Grim now. They know what happened here. They know they supported it. They know it's going to Now cost Real, Actual american lives they Care About.
And they're a Little less brainwashed than the MAGA herds. They're military historians and cold war nuts and Tom Clancy readers. They play Splinter Cell and Hearts of Iron.
They're saying 'Fuck No!' to war with Iran. You should listen up when someone with fifty different AR pattern rifles is saying he does NOT want a war with Iran.
I was raised by Flowers and told by my mom in 2003 that I had aspects of the masculine and the feminine about me.
I was assigned a kind of hippie space gender, then ran away and tried to be a normal male.
I feel somewhat odd here on masto, Technically I'm Cisgendered. :/
Yes, I'm an enby intersex herm, but like... I didn't pick that one out.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot