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"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Wat:
"If you have users complaining about displays randomly flickering it could actually be connected to people sitting on gas lift chairs."
support.displaylink.com/knowle

via 🐦 twitter.com/royvanrijn/status/ , which also contains a nice video demonstration

Guns, queer stuff, +++++ 

Did a queer range night tonight with about 7 other people. For a few it was their first time with a gun. We taught each other, bonded, and shared our love of guns.

We live in harsh times, and community defense is as important as ever. We can't let ourselves be victims because our garbage two-party system has propagandized us into thinking gun culture is only ever conservative. Make your community a hard target. Train yourselves, your friends, your polycule.

CW Political salt (+) 

It's really great seeing all the conservative Youtubers who got a start in 2014 or so and were the Influencers who got us Trump all depressed and moody because all their friends are gonna go die in Iran.

You know, the Veterans and conservative firearm types who decry Liberal Snowflakes when a democrat is in power.

Yeah. They're Grim now. They know what happened here. They know they supported it. They know it's going to Now cost Real, Actual american lives they Care About.

And they're a Little less brainwashed than the MAGA herds. They're military historians and cold war nuts and Tom Clancy readers. They play Splinter Cell and Hearts of Iron.

They're saying 'Fuck No!' to war with Iran. You should listen up when someone with fifty different AR pattern rifles is saying he does NOT want a war with Iran.

Nobody ever told the Boomers 'No'

Millennials just Expect to be told No.

*Sees a straight couple*

So, Which one of you is the PC gamer master race and which one is the lowly console peasant?

Most folks: Gender is a drop down menu

Me: Gender is managed with console commands, everything is parametric and adaptive, there's no HUD, Loading times, GUI or buttons, everything is handled in the cloud.

Yaori: Do you have a moment to speak of the Rainbow serpent, the Dragon love god of fire and blood, Quetzalcoatl?

Because Rainbow Fire will smite the unrighteous, and you're gonna want some Front Row Seats on this one. o_o

winning millions of people over to leftism with my new slogan, "there are no telemarketers under socialism"

I'm mostly angry that rick and morty spilled the beans on my plan to gather up a bunch of Dragons and summon a rainbow dragon love god.

I'm not even kidding here.

I was raised by Flowers and told by my mom in 2003 that I had aspects of the masculine and the feminine about me.

I was assigned a kind of hippie space gender, then ran away and tried to be a normal male.

I feel somewhat odd here on masto, Technically I'm Cisgendered. :/

Yes, I'm an enby intersex herm, but like... I didn't pick that one out.

I can speak in complete sentences, and don't care about getting rich from the job.

I should run for President.

So apparently I can build Synthesizers. I didn't know that it's technically easier than the control panel wiring I did professionally for Five Years.

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