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Feminizing HRT Pros/Cons 

Pro:
Soff
Smooth
Boobies
Non-stank BO
Bishounenification
Moar Butt
Curves
Deep contentment and happiness

Con:
-10 Jar Opening Attribute

Plurality, MH+ (Battletech analogies) 

Sometimes revisiting and healing repressed trauma is like gently untangling a knot in your hair.

Sometimes it's like blowing an ancient bank vault's door off it's hinges.

Today was one of those second ones. Thing is, it was a Castle Brian's vault door. Inside was LosTech. Now it's FoundTech.

We know what to do with Most of it. But we found the Memory Core on Helm. It's not Just a wealth of lost knowledge, but it has information that unlocks and makes accessible things Known but not Understood.

Feels like Low Earth Orbit: Halfway there to Anywhere.

archery is gay. straight ppl are not allowed to archery.

"are you amab or afab ?"

"i'm ahab and i'm gonna kill this fucking whale"

Y'all ready for some Homosexual Fast Dancing?

*Sanders meme voice* "I am once again asking for your [emotional] support."

Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

Space Marine types:
-Blue and are the rulebook
-Black and a boner for racist dogwhistles
-Red and we swear they're not vampires
-Green and hate to roll 1
-Silver and the best and also demon's ex-bf.
-Yellow. Fist. YELLOW. FIST.
-Black and different toaster cultists.
-Black again and not magpies
-Red actually the magpies
-Blue viking werewolves.
-White and mongol stereotype on motorcycles.
-Gold and too gaudy for being god's janitors.

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Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

The Armies:
-Space Elves but dying out
-Space Elves but 4chan regulars
-Space USSR with hooves
-Space Robot zombies
-Xenomorphs who gave birth to Zerg
-Orks. Green football hulligans
-Starship Troopers, but with cool tanks
-Spanish Inquisition in space
-Nuns who love fire and hate magic
-SPEC MARINZ.
-Space Marines, but spiky and with demon friends.
-Sexual toaster cultists.

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#mastomonday, About me, (Some furry nudity) 

Hey everyone!
I'm a Trinary Plural system of Dragons in a human suit that does engineering, car repair, and lately, Lots and Lots of Discworld-style Witching.

Tohri is Red, Keri is Blue, Yaori is Green, or a Goodra.
Usually a Goodra.

Feel free to message me here or on Telegram, Our specialties are assisting with Plurality, Supernatural Menace, and "What the Hell is that Ticking sound and What Does It Mean?"

Because any one of those can straight up ruin your life if you don't have help.

This weekend I spent my time at a friend's house building a Lego mecha squad for Mobile Frame Zero. Unfortunately we did not get to play, but look upon my works.

I work in IT which is the reason this house has:

- mechanical windows
- mechanical door locks
- no Alexa/HomeKit/Google
- no Internet connected thermostats, lamps, or whatnots
- a dumb TV
- wall switches for lights

Oh my god...

Kestrels are the kobolds of birds of prey.

"Modern processors are like nitro-fueled funny cars - they excel at the 1/4 mile. Unfortunately modern languages are like Monte Carlo - full of twists and turns."

-- Dave Ungar, 1998

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