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Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
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“It’s just allergies” I say, in exactly the same way that people in zombie movies say “it’s just a scratch”
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On tonight’s episode of Chaos Bottom Daddy, how will Hyperlink get himself out of this one?
Pol, Plague
Boomers when AIDS was killing a million americans: Thank god I'm not gay or Black! =D
Boomers in their old age facing imminent mortality due to their own choices: WHY WON'T SOMEONE SAVE US!?
I'd say we need to stage a Peasant's Revolt, but I know it'd just get cancelled over Coronavirus fears.
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What are some fairly atomic skills that most people can learn in, say, 40 hours and will significantly improve their life?
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RT @MarcusGrayDoor@twitter.com
Things Covid has proven:
1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely
2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.
3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury
4. Universal healthcare is necessary
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"Hey."
The voice comes from behind me. I turn around, and there is nothing there. Literally nothing.
"It's me, the Void."
"Hi," I say.
"Are you okay? Only, you haven't come to scream for a while."
I gesture helplessly.
"I know," the Void says. "But if you need me..."
"Thanks."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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this is not the first time conservatives have exploited disease to further their ideological aims nor will it be the last
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they wanted aids to wipe us out during the 80s
NEVER FORGET
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things I learned in sex ed when I was a kid:
❌ consent is important
❌ consent is never implied
❌ anything about consent
❌ anything about women's sexual health (it was sex segregated)
❌ you might be gay
❌ you might be trans
❌ it is normal or ok to have sex for reasons besides making a baby
✅ STDs will RUIN your life!!
✅ here's how you put a condom on a banana
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It is a commonly held belief among older preppers,
that the younger generations will be devastated by a global pandemic,
because we’re weak from a lifetime of hand washing and video games
This appears to not be the case
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at least you'll never betray me, duckduckgo image search for "secretary bird"
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I can't believe I forgot to post Naux tinkering around in a mech here! It's SUCH A GOOD MECH too
Gender, plurality
One of the issues with my Upbringing is that it left a part of me feeling decidedly transmasculine.
But in a 'I never wanted This' kinda way. Roshael is so much happier on HRT, He's Hypermasculine, sure...
But he started out wanting to be a Girl, and had that notion thoroughly squashed by Life, and hormonal profiles.
So now I've woke up part of me, got his trauma addressed, got his self-confidence back. This is Good.
The fact that he's something like Dragon Rasputin and Duke Nukem at the same time is a challenge however.
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One by one, the stars went out.
"You know what's annoying?" he said.
"With the world ending? No, what?"
"That until it does, life goes on."
"Is that bad?"
"No, but... I still have to cook dinner, and wipe the kids' noses, and..."
"Mm."
They sat silent.
"Love your dumplings, tho."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
