Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

"You look sad," the dragon said.
The old knight smiled wanly. "Not sad, exactly. Wistful. I'm nearing the end of my life."
"Any regrets?"
"Some."
"That you won't be remembered as a dragonslayer?"
"No! No, that's a young man's foolish ambition."
"You will be remembered, my love."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

thanks to @Kat@snouts.online for the original quote, @wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz for the idea, and @noelle@elekk.xyz for the tool to convert #pixelart to a #crossstitch pattern

if you make it, all i ask is you send me a photo of the end result 😎

people say "gender is a spectrum" but then they think of it like a point along a gradient, or like a HSL value in a color wheel

i would like to posit that if gender is, in fact, a spectrum, then individual genders are not single points or even contiguous blobs but rather are more like this

It's strange how complaints about "cancel culture" are actually about people refusing to pay money to bigots.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2020/07/08/sothis-is-cancel-culture-i-dont-see-the-problem/

Boomers: Get an entry level job, work your way up, get raises, get promoted, then retire.

Also Boomers:
- make the requirements for all entry level jobs only obtainable with experience entry-level employees dont have
- make pay and raise increments functionally nothing
- hire outside the company when new positions open
- retirement is basically a joke at this point folks

Also Also Boomers: Why do you hate capitalism so much???

When having anxiety, you’re basically making rumours about yourself in your mind 24/7.

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *hanging out at a psychopomp cafe*

Me: *enters the cafe*

*nymphs and dryads eye me nervously*

Me: *reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *ears perk up*

A dryad: *glares at me*

Me: *pulls out squeaky toy*

*cafe yells*

Me: *throws the squeaky toy*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte*

Me: *makes a break for the Underworld*

#flashfiction #fiction

Capitalism is just racial, anti-queer and anti-neurodivergent eugenics, but with extra steps.