Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
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RT @ch6nse@twitter.com
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Some of you have really grown wise and kind from all the shit life has put you through and, frankly, it shows
My goddamn housemate upstairs will not stop FUCKING.
My monitor is wobbling. All the monitors are wobbling.
I swear I'm not starting a cult! He says, while being intensely spiritual and cohabbing with 3 furries
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A friend of mine who teaches elementary school, taught her class, “don’t yuck my yum”
It was like a class mantra, all the kids knew and understood the phrase. So, if a kid brought a bean burrito for lunch, and another kid said “gross! I hate beans” burrito-kid could just say “don’t yuck my yum”
It became the perfect phrase when one student liked something another student hated it. Quickly, it moved from the tangible (food, smells, textures) to the intangible (music, religion, quality)
By the end of the year “don’t tuck my yum” was woven into the culture of the class. They actually used the phrase LESS by then, because yuckers would check themselves before tearing anyone down.
And that class of second graders moved to third, secure in the knowledge that it’s ok to love the things you love, even if other people don’t.
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I'm seeing all these Dune shitposts and it's a bit Weird as someone who's mom identified him as an enby by calling him a Kwizatch-Haderach at fifteen or so.
You folks Really ready for coked out space nuns? Because here come the coked out space nuns.
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When you finally get your ref sheet done.
Plurality, Magic, Qanon
Next time you think your plural experience is weird, bear in mind I have a Goodra in here who's Possibly Dragon Jesus and she's working on creating a psychic weapon to combat the Darkness spreading on the internet.
Yanno, an Oppenheimer to build the Bomb that ends the Qanon and Nazi problem.
Hey, how hard do you work at your Job?
Because your Doctor is Working Their Job when they're tending to you. Don't forget that.
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I know nothing about insects and yet, I have spent the last 15 minutes identifying a moth.
This cute friend was in the garden at dawn. Agrius convolvuli maybe?
Willy Wonka as played by Gene Wilder is a Faerie Lord, Possibly King Oberon in Disguise, subjecting mortal children to morality tests in order to determine a worthy successor to his throne.
And I'm willing to die on this hill.
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"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"
"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Fifth state of gender
Anyone wanna drive down to New Bedford and help me with my ball joints this weekend?
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as soon as we make our first post, we are forever bound to the fact that we will one day, make our last post
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Still think someone at paizo knew exactly what they were doing when they named one of their books for evil characters this
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
