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Gender shitpost 

If I HAVE to be a binary gender then I demand that my gender have at LEAST 4 bits to it! None of this single bit 1 or 0 bullshit. My gender cannot be properly represented as anything LESS than 1000! Of course, to properly represent my gender requires a full 8 bits, and ALL of them are fuzzy (can be either 1 or 0 at any given point) :D

The irony here is that the "Man Card" only comes in handy when you don't really want it anymore.

You can be as queer as you like if you're also a tough son of a bitch? Fuck it, I'll take it.

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The major upside to my job is that I can build robots in a kilt and floral leggings and the two guys who gave me shit over it know I'm an intersex furry now.

And life goes on, I get more shit over being Cold all the time.

So, I build Robots for a living.

It's probably not like you think it is.

thinking on it, majora's mask is really just nintendo experimenting with solid state DLC

in the unreleased season 0 of mastodon (released in the US as gnu social) people actually died when they were cancelled

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Playing a co-op wargame with a group of otherkin plurals is almost an unfair advantage.

Our team had 12 physical players, sure, but 4 of those were packing a combined total of 30 individuals. That's not fair at all.

Oh, and one of us or the other was top of team, every game, reliably.

Billionaires: Trickle-down-economics works!

Working Class: Hey could I have a living wage, since you got all that money you're supposed to trickle down?

Billionaires: No that's communism.

Working Class: But giving you millions for no reason isn't?

Billionaires: You're fired.

RT @kylegriffin1@twitter.com

50 years of tax cuts for the rich didn't trickle down, a new study says. bloom.bg/2IUa6D1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kylegriffin1/statu

thinking about haguromo ("helicopter") budgies. look at these anime-ass birds

I said Hep Cats, Sinners, Brats:
Suck on this Sunshine.

This is a Resurrection of the good times.

ngl my 20’s were really just, messed up. It wasn’t until I just turned 26 I moved out of my parent’s house and actually felt free for once. The expression I’ve noticed with queer folx that 30’s are the new 20’s really didn’t start making sense to me until a couple of years ago. I’ve never felt more young at heart despite the stress of life

Psychic Warfare (Is Real) 

Fun Fact, Nancy Reagan spent a few million dollars worth of taxpayer money to develop a Psychic Weapon to destroy the USSR.

This weapon was discovered in early 2019 and Re-Deployed against the last KGB Spook, Vladimir Putin.

E.A.G.L.E.'s mission was Successful apparently.

That feel when your Gender is "2307 Goodra in an Artillery Battalion"

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Tired: My gender is attack helicopter

Wired: I'm Plural, my gender best resembles a combined arms assault

my birthday is december 21st and i'm thinking about what i want. after a lot of thought, I've realized that i have everything i want! i have one simple request.

Non-Binary just means your Gender can't be expressed in Assembly and requires a higher level language to parse.

HRT 

Oh good my titty cream from Amazon got in.

Still waiting on the Bird Food from them but at least I've got some Progesterone

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