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Horny shitpost/autism 

It's entirely possible to get Love Drunk when you're on the spectrum.
You know all that love and physical contact and affection you're craving, like, all the time?
Imagine having a whole weekend where you get all your buttons pushed and touched all over by three people who love You for You.
Little ones, it takes a Lot to melt me. I'm soft and squishy but I'm Steel Core.

Love. Love can melt steel beams.

I'm so meta I've been metamorphic for two decades.

Sex 

I know I can come off as clingy or pervy, but I'm not here to make folks uncomfortable, I want to figure out everyone's specific comfort zone and preference so I can deliver delights specific to someone's tastes.

You can absolutely apply the concept of "home cooking" comfort to sex, because it's what everyone really wants.

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Sex 

I really enjoy being in social situations and groups where I'm everybody's snuggle and fuck toy.
Anyone can come up and touch me, hug me, tease me, and I'm free to flirt and touch and tease back.

Not even any wet stuff or penetration needed, just casual closeness and horny are my favorite spiritual foods.
Though getting railed till I can't think is pretty great, I'm really here for the physical contact and affection. It's what I really missed out on as a kid/teen and it stuck with me.

Dicks 

Why do all the transgirls I follow have bigger dicks than I do?

Not insecure, just curious.

Horny 

I had seriously forgotten how good it is to be mounted by a guy who knows what he's doing.

90% of my hermfeels are that I can experience climaxes of equal intensity, front or back and like being the filling in a sandwich best.
That, and being a dom top just feels more natural in the Feminine role.
Boy me is the indestructible cuddly powerbottom.
Girl me is the rampant tentacle dragoness who's only sitting on your dick so she has open access to your Soul.

Sex 

Well, that... and I'm not what you think of when someone says "Androgyne".
No, I'm the Other thing, with the vaguely dirty connotation.
This is of course after a wonderful weekend with some friends I haven't seen in a Long time, fixed some relationships, and was reminded of my actual sexual reactions when I'm not putting on a show for someone else or engaging in sex that's so comfortable it's like masturbation.
Tentacle monster also works. or one of Nek0Gami's LGD creations.

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Is there, like... A specific kind of poly pansexual that is Specifically into the differences in people's physiques and bodies?

Like, there's no other orientation for me than Pansexual, Everybody's different and Everybody is delicious in their own way.
At that point, personal gender orientation loses most of it's relevance.
So I settle on Hermamphrodite, because Greek Before Latin.

*Gets dressed, puts on girl skirt*
"Hey, we're going out to Job Lot, wanna come?"
"Oh hell yeah, hold on a sec."
*changes into boy skirt*

TFW you're genderfluid and Really want to gay but can't manage it properly unless the other person is Nonbinary or Herm.

Wario and Waluigi are what you get when a Goomba and Shy Guy on Stilts are Star Children.

Applying Buddhist trancendentalism to the Mario cast and cross referencing with The Tarot and Hanafuda to figure out if Toadette is Princess Peach's replacement and/or a Star Child.

This is what the coffee we make does to this household.

peeeeenis talk 

Especially because "Having a Penis" is such a technicality for me.
I'll post some Soft vs Hard pics later, but most of the time I straight up have less dick than my transmale Ex.

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I feel like "Gay" is just coming down to "I'm not offended like a straight dude is if there's a naked dick in the vicinity"

Which is great, I always hated that double standard and it always made me feel Dirty. Different game entirely when the entire social structure allows for feminine presentation even if you have mismatched chromosomes.

Telling friends to get off of corporate-owned social media feels increasingly less like the stereotyped preaching of the virtues of veganism and more like suggesting that we please stop flavoring food with Sugar of Lead just because all the cool Romans are doing it.

re: rant, mental health (-) 

@GingeraleDragon@snouts.online You're gonna have a lot of families in your life. Not all of them are gonna know how much they mean to You.

Sorry I was absent for a while, it's been a furry sleepover weekend already and I've been bouncing around and snuggling and wearing purple and it's been great. <3

All y'all using trance states and hypnosis to get horny...
My mom taught me transcendental meditation when I was a teenager, I have to use it on myself to stay Sane.

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