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Some days I'm Puff The Magic Dragon.

Some days I'm the sort of Monster that can only be killed by a black arrow.

Today has NOT been a day to frolic in the autumn mists, for me.

What's better?
The Best ford luxury car...

Or the Worst Mercedes-Benz?

Hot Take 

Capitalism works as long as People Get Paid.

Communism works as long as you kill all the sociopaths and narcissistic individuals.

Centralization of Power... Never Works.

Androgynous Enby.

...

No, the other kind of androgynous enby.

...

No, the Other Other kind.

gender policing AMAB enbies 

I've met a lot of cishet dudes, and Job #1 for most of them was "protect guy and straight identity at all costs".

So why would a cishet guy pretend to be queer, or an enby? I'll tell you: he wouldn't.

So if an AMAB person says they're queer, or an enby -- they are. They're not "probably" anything else. There's no likely motive, esp. in this society.

ACAB and that goes double for Gender Police in activism, who should know better.

Mar-A-Lago, or as I'm thinking of it lately...

Versailles 2.0

Selfie, eye contact, loud shirt 

My hair is looking awesome tonight

Anyone ever spend 10 hours in REM sleep, but awake for all of the crazy-ass shit your brain coughs up in an attempt to make sense of your amorphous anxieties?

Really makes Reality feel a whole hell of a lot less Real.

instagram.com/juiceypablo/

Everybody go check out my younger brother's paintings, if you wanna get a good idea of what the Spirit Realm looks like.

Fuck yes, I got approved for unemployment. *all anxiety deflates into a warm, happy, goopy puddle*

Oh, Hi internalized misandry and self-loathing, been a while.

Since it's Monday and most of us drove to work a few hours earlier, let's talk about something I'm sure you saw a considerable amount of...!

Mr. Garrett Augustus Morgan is responsible for automating transportation control with the three-signal traffic light (Stop-Slow-Go), curtailing the number of automotive accidents from the late 20s on through modernity.

“I don’t know how to be honest enough to say that there isn’t a place for kids like us, so we need to make our own, and nothing is more punk rock than that. Nothing is more punk rock than surviving in a hungry sea of white noise.”

-- from They Can’t Kill Us Until They Kill Us, by Hanif Abdurraqib, page 58

#smallquotes

Playing some Elite: Dangerous if anyone wants to fly with me!

Physical dysphoria(?), Lewd. 

Sitting here feeling physically uncomfortable because I need to get railed hard in a vagina that I Don't Actually Have.

This would be halfway normal dysphoria if it didn't keep popping up strictly when I'm in a Male headspace. >_<

Last night I dreamed that the Electric Light Orchestra logo pulled a gun on me.

Horny 

Boost if you'd fuck your fursona (if they were agreeable with the idea!)

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