Confession, lineage
My family line might actually be responsible for some of the problems in the world, See...
My grandfather invented Baby Formula. Leave it to a Polish Tool Steel Dragon to decide he was gonna make synthetic titty milk a thing. Like.
We had the Iron Lung, and in the 50s he perfected the Iron Titty.
Oh and my other grandfather was an irish mob boss. So I'm Dragons on both sides.
I'm at the point now where unless someone's Specific about their gender or bits or whatever, I just go by what I see.
Like, unless I'm told otherwise, the person on the other end of the communication might as well just be a big friendly anthro pokemon or mythological creature of their choosing.
And this isn't suspension of Belief or anything, it's legit just easier this way for data management purposes.
Enby not in the sense I don't consider myself male Or female...
Enby in the sense I'm the kind of witch that can fix your truck or read your cards or tell you why your crops aren't growing or give you relationship advice.
Like I can't tell which gender normative I'm subverting at this point. am I doing this right?
Also, that feel when you absolutely S-rank an auto repair by yourself. #feelsgoodman
Oh, and all the guys I work with are more attractive than any of the other guys we see.
And they're all essentially my Brothers. Or as close as doesn't matter.
And I'm basically the only gay pirate in my tribe.
Unfortunately, because June is planting season when you're a Flower Goon, it's a special challenge to feel gay and proud.
Because all the Ladies are out in their running clothes and here I am, a dirty up to my elbows contractor spending all day with a bunch of other dirty smelly contractors.
And like... The proportion of cute girls out and about where we work to cute Boys is like 10:1.
So you folks picked the worst time of year for me, I'm at Full Hetero in june and can't help it.
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot