Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Witches: Practical, down to earth magic that moves like a knife thru water. Most of the heavy lifting is done with psychological tricks and manipulation. Don't fuck with stuff you don't understand yet, and don't go to the Bad.

Wizards: Techbros who can summon sex demons and warp spacetime. Common sense need not apply, if there's a big red lever that carries a sign marked "do not pull under Any contingency"...
A wizard will have pulled it before the paint is dry just to see what happens.

I manage to avoid most dysphoria.

Until I see a white boomer man in power.

Then I'm like 'Can I be like Any other Species, plz?'

I've got a lotta witch friends. A lotta them could really use to read some Discworld.

Because Discworld is All Earth Mythology, just the monty python abridged version.
And there's a Ton of stuff in those books that works in the Real World.

Tohri: I woke up today with that feeling that we usually only get when Keri's fronting.
Like, if the metaphorical Third Eye is the eye of the mind, This is like the inner ear of the mind. Other folks talk about Auras.

But we're messed up, we don't See auras, we Hear feel, and even Taste people's auras. I can pick up a bad day thru a Wall.

Well. Kerithe can, usually. I'm not used to getting the raw input from that part of the brain without an interpreter.

Just Cambria.

Coheed couldn't make it

A certain purple dragoness is being adorable on my dash.

Do you people have any idea how many Big Trucks, Sweaty Dudes, literal Tons of dirt and hours of sun-drenched labor Pretty Flowers require?

Like... I was raised by Plants. I shouldn't be so surprised I ended up a weird hermaphrodite. The ethereal, vibrant gardens require someone who can be Gentle and nurturing, as well as brutal and aggressive.
Sometimes you have to chop through inch thick roots to plant a Begonia. And they make Glass look solid.

Car repair is a challenge but it's like anything else. Get the tools, get practice, watch the videos, and do the thing.

When this is done tho, it's going to be so worth it

Aaaah my car parts are on their way! One more thing I can fix!

CV axles, bearing hubs, ball joints, struts and ABS sensors!

Also, if it wasn't clear, I absolutely love Flowers.
I'm one of those tree hugging dirt worshipping hippies

Besides I don't wanna get my pretty clothes muddy while digging holes

I dunno if my straight friends really get it, because I'm in stealth mode but if all it takes is a change of materials then gender really is fake.
I carry a purse and wear a skirt and floral blouse and leggings, but through careful subversion of tropes, I can do all that without alerting the normals

Currently it seems like the clothes ladies are wearing is like...
Leggings/yoga pants and a tee-shirt.

Like, same but I've got a skirt on because bulges in incorrect places.