Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Some days are boi days.

Gender of the day: Completely Bonkers.

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Boomers: I wanna have a house and a wife and a Good Job by 26! I fully expect this will be the case and everything will support me in my pursuit of The American Dream!

Millennials: Lol I hope I have Dental Coverage at my next gig, it's been ten years and I'm 33 and living in the ghetto with three other furries. Maybe when the Boomers finally retire I'll be able to earn enough money to fix my 20 year old car!

To all my queer friends:

You don't have to worry if you're Attractive in a category that isn't really You.

The people who matter, who will stick with you through Everything aren't shallow enough where What you Look like is gonna Matter.

And if they are that shallow, they're not the folks who will stick with you no matter what anyways.

Also, plenty of folks find liminal states between genders Sexy.

I really wanna have a weekend with a few of my friends at a nudist or LGBT friendly campground and have lots of snuggly, satisfying sex with them in every way I can possibly think of.

Like spend a whole weekend as a living gasm drive.

ppl on Mastodon: What if Enby... But Boy?

Me: And here I was considering a more femme presentation. :/

Like, She's the one who wouldn't let go of the White Cis Male Privilege because it was OP.

One of the differences between being Trans because your One soul is a woman in a man body, and being a multisystem with a Woman banging around in a male frame is that She never looks at us and thinks "finally, i look like a woman"

Usually she's more like 'Oooh! Cute Boy today! Perfect, I'm a lesbian anyways!' looking in the mirror.

Like she Enjoys the genderfuck.

In other gender news, I changed the engine lubricant on my trans V8 today, and did the rear brakes.
My man skirt is filthy. Time to wear my girl skirt.

I'm the goddamned Gender Shaman, I should be allowed to pick my own after all these years.

I'm not transitioning, I'm sauntering vaguely femmewards.

It's weird having a living christ figure in your head when you're a Witch.

And I'm not talking about Jesus here. Lotsa different ways a spirit can do the Direct to VHS thing.
Besides, Yaori is more Buddhist than either of us. This of course makes all our friends call her Dragon Jesus. Well, yeah, it's Close, you all just forget what a Christ figure for Monsters looks like.

What's Holyness for a Dragon?

Fav if you want a big infodumpy how-to post on the basic theory behind making your own power armor, at home, out of industrial Lego.

Whoops. Gender Fluid is overfilled.

Male and Female has special meaning for us, we're finding out, because for Us, it's a Headspace. A way of Looking at the world and feeling about it.

So it makes for weird combo places where I'll be in a Very male headspace even though everything else is Femme right now. Like even brain Chemistry. So we've had to set up a couple Imaginary Genders as placeholders for now.

This also explains why I've felt Transmasculine so much..

Tohri: I'm realizing that part of the reason I can't shake that feeling of being Male is because I'm like... The only one of my friends who can really do the Dom Top Thing.

And so it's like being the one good at running the Grill or changing tires. I just end up the Designated Male for Male Things.

Most of my trans friends: Trying out a feminine alter persona who's free to do all the things you wish you could have growing up.

Me: Your alter persona tries to take over starting at age 16 and you finally make peace at 32 and have a kid.