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Robots beware! 

Do not buy these! Their emulation is so biased and glitchy. Very prone to extremes and full of vulnerable security holes!

Ah yes, gonna play some mindless Warhammer hackyslashy with my friend!
Hm, well she picked the fuckoff big sword and gun dude, I guess... Fire mage?

First thing and there's Enby Discourse about how enby this mage is.
Then, in Game, there's Banter between the characters that's a straight up parallel about this pissed off pyromancer's gender.

Lincoln continental: For when you Really want a Crown Vic, but it's too Alpha male and fascist, so you go for the plush, trans option with the better engine.

I drive your grandma's car

I'm looking Wunderbar

When you're looking at TVP chunks not because you're Vegetarian, but because shelf stable dried protein is a wonderful pantry asset.

Food CW, baked stuffed apples 

"Unicorn Killer" baked stuffed apples. The liquid was reserved and turned into a sauce, but it was not photo-worthy.

Most delicious thing I've made in a while.

+ I'm old enough to remember the Web of the 1990s/ 2000s.
It was a maze. You followed hypertext links, stumbled into forums and early troll-caves, used Slashdot and GoTo, experimented with LiveJournal and Blogger.

It wasn't safe, it was filled with weirdness, appealed heavily to geeks and loners. Being on the web in that era was a serious trip.

But it wasn't corporate. It wasn't the tool of major governments, yet. It was defiantly decentralised, and when you were online...

... you felt free.

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Tired: Dissolving estrogen under your tongue.

Wired: Dissolving estrogen in your morning coffee

Shipwrecks rise from the ocean.
Grass and trees reclaim the highways.
Pablo Picasso is trapped in a cube.
Dragons roam the skies.
But that’s due to something completely unrelated.

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learn to code? become a welder instead, a flagger, a plumber, an iron- or steelworker. something with a union. something with training. something with safety standards. something with even the faintest structures for asserting ethics. there’s nothing for you behind software’s glamour but trauma and anguish.

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Hypnokink 

Keri: That's a Lie and you know it, your Passcards worked on all their gates and blast doors, it was actually kinda funny seeing someone just Walk into the Front Goddamn door of a Doom Fortress.

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Hypnokink 

Folks on Masto: *Wants to get thrown into a trance for hornt purposes* uwu

Me: *Charges thru an asexual friend's psychic walls to deliver much needed supplies and medicine to their 17 year old self over a Discord Call*

I think you folks might have the wrong idea about Hypnotism here.

Tired: Ban assault weapons

Wired: Ban Angry White boys.

USpol 

My favorite shows on Youtube right now are from folks so disgusted with the GOP that they Left the party (Or say the party left Them) and they're tearing the GOP apart.

I don't think The Right is gonna have a cohesive political argument for a couple Decades at this point. They used it all up on Trump.

Get ready for the Angry White Boys to ramp up their violence though, they're headed for a permanent political minority.

Dune is just Warhammer 40K for Stoner Vegans.

HRT weirdness? 

So, I've been taking estrogen and finasteride for two months now, and I've had the usual effects, but there's a few I'm wondering about.

Like, I've been experiencing muscle growth. A Lot. I've always been the sort that never gets Bulk, just Tone. Now I'm getting bulk.

Another thing has been that my bits have started working 'normally' for the first time in forever.

I'm not complaining or anything. it's just Weird.

Just kinda curious.

Retoot/boost if you're Plural, DID, multiple systems, or otherwise have more than one You.

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