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Treat every cop like a toddler with a loaded firearm.

Next time a Dude has trouble understanding being Trans, Tell him it's like LS swapping a Fox Body Mustang because the Winsor block it comes with is hot Garbage.

Unless they're a Ford Guy, and tell them it's swapping in a Coyote Motor.
If they're a MOPAR guy, point and laugh, and tell them you wreck more rear ends than a Dodge Demon owner. Do Not Be Friends with them, Chrysler hasn't made a good car since the 1'st gen Neon.

Everyone here is way cuter than they think, it's just behind 7 layers of Shyness.

No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

If you think you're building The Future

And the team you have assembled to do so

Is less diverse than even the bridge of the Enterprise as depicted in the TV show from 1966

You are probably not building the future we all hoped for

well, i just learned this:

"Every autistic adult in the UK has the right to:

* have a care needs assessment that is autism specific

* undertaken by an assessor with the skills, competency and knowledge of autism sufficient to undertake that assessment"

autism.org.uk/about/strategy/k

i've been putting off asking my council for a care needs assessment for about 3 years now. maybe i shouldn't?

Unicorn milk is the rarest of the milks.

The first step is getting your hands on unicorn titty. It is oftentimes the Last step.

RT @NyaasuNekoban@twitter.activitypub.actor
Apparently it's #DragonAppreciationDay, so here's a dragon I appreciate! 🐉💖

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Go get Mechwarrior 5

All joking and shitposting aside, gender is such a relative and arbitrary notion that He or She as pronouns make as much sense as saying you're a Republican or a Democrat.

Real life's more Complicated than that.

Being Plural means you end up having to negotiate a consensus gender between all your alters, and then come up with a way of explaining that to anyone, Realize it's overcomplicating things for yourselves, but still don't like the singular 'They'

So you opt for the tactic of piling so many gender toppings that any pronouns just don't encompass what's actually on delivery.

Or put another way, it's transcended being a Gender Sandwich, and is now a Gender Salad with an abnormally large Crouton.

Hot Take, socialism 

Socialist thinkers have no real plan for how to socialize and integrate the statistical bottom 25% of the American White Male Demographic.

Fascists just make them Police and Military, where's -Your- welfare plan for angry white boys, Socialism?

Do Metroids count as Pokemon?

Does anyone else on Snouts or Awoo space have a copy of Mechwarrior 5? I wanna go get robot stompy with friends, but I have one friend who plays it. XD

Well, the future looks headed towards a neo-feudal system.

The upsides are okay though. Establishment of pooled resources and communities based around Polycules, eventually turning into Neo-Noble Houses with their own mastodon instances.

As Real Estate becomes more and more expensive, corporate entities will have to be formed by groups of furries to afford communal housing.

Capitalism is forcing Communism on people to survive. We have to Socialize, as a people.

Or we Die.

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