Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

When you're that modern day holy man type who has tons of sex with the folks who come to him for Enlightenment, but now more folks come around for a good boning than for spiritual advice.

And instead of Seducing them mid-homily, you've gotta fit in how their workplace dynamic is Toxic and how they should really reconsider some of their self-destructive cycles of thought in-between the blowjobs and backrubs.

And really sometimes you'd rather just snuggle and listen to their family issues than go all tentacle demon and stuff all their holes while using hypnotic voice and suggestion on them.

Like how they don't Really like (Insert self-destructive habit here), they just want the Emotional Release that comes with the act. See how even something as simple as human Touch is a better emotional fix than (Pleasure of the week)?

Incept That into someone's head, and every time they feel like engaging in their bad habit, they'll be crosswired to want a Hug instead, for the satisfaction.

Burma-Shave your fursona day

The revolution won't be Violent.

It'll be thousands of articles about how millenals and Gen-z types aren't buying SUVs and how all the Boomers can't sell their overpriced homes.

It'll be when folks learn how to make all their own stuff and stop buying fake satisfaction at a Store or on Amazon.

It's when we realize that Happiness is created by forming emotional bonds with other Humans, something that's impossible for Corpocratic powers to Sell to people.

A Song of Ice and Fire started out Mozart and ended as Kidz Bop

I'm the weird adult in Every Stephen King book who takes the kids seriously and helps them hunt down the Monster.

This usually ends Badly for me.

Functional Plurality is like having Human players on your team instead of Bots.

This leads to Complications, but a lot less 'why the fuck did I do/think/say That?!'

Also convienient workaround for executive dysfunction, if one of us gets Dysfunctional, another can take over.

It's totally valid to be Enby just based on "I'm a Guy, but only on Paper"

It's Valid to be Enby because you're possessed of aspects of Both binaries.

It's valid to be enby just because Neither extreme applies or appeals.

It's valid if you're something Totally different and unattached from any human concept of gender.

It's not a Trendy thing, it's the discovery of a category of identity outside a stifled, heteronormative view of society and humanity.

So don't worry about it so much, worry about climate change or something important instead.

Medicare 4 All so I can have big tiddies.

Swimming hole

That null bulge thing everyone goes on about, but it's Real, it's where your Vagina should be, it won't leave you alone, and this is a side effect not of Estrogen, but Testosterone.

When your imaginary friend from teenagerhood who came back in your 30s and had to accept her reality and adapt to being Human is a Faerie, there's special considerations.

When she's Also your (And everyone else's) unofficial Therapist, and has Seasonal Affective, there are even More special considerations.

Like when she just Bails for huge periods of time in the winter. Means when she's Back, she's all rested up and doesn't wanna be.

A garden party where the dress code is Bodypaint

There's only 2^4 genders.

How would you even know if you were destined to be a Priest of prophet of an ancient, long dead religion?

Like you'd get all kinds of Visions and go 'Wait, wait, Like in *Insert Videogame or anime reference here*? That sounds like a fabrication of my own mind, and Waaaaay too cliche."