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Deleting someone's old sticker pack from telegram because they transitioned recently

When you're up so early some of your friends are just now logging off to go to bed

This was the first sewing machine I bought. Her motor has a squirrelly brush, so I gently roll the hand wheel to start, and then she will do whatever the fuck I want. She sewed through 16 layers of denim. She is a beast and she owns my heart. Everyone else hates working with her, but she’s my tsunsdere beloved.
She’s a Necchi Supernova Julia, from the last year they were made in Italy before production moved to Thailand.
#sewing #sewingmachines #vintageSewingMachines

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I was Born ready!

But the boomers kept telling me I had to wait my turn.

Romancing Unicorns is the Dark Souls of flirting.

My preferred pronouns?

...I dunno, just fuck me up fam.

“It’s just allergies” I say, in exactly the same way that people in zombie movies say “it’s just a scratch”

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@hyperlink

On tonight’s episode of Chaos Bottom Daddy, how will Hyperlink get himself out of this one?

Pol, Plague 

Boomers when AIDS was killing a million americans: Thank god I'm not gay or Black! =D

Boomers in their old age facing imminent mortality due to their own choices: WHY WON'T SOMEONE SAVE US!?

I'd say we need to stage a Peasant's Revolt, but I know it'd just get cancelled over Coronavirus fears.

What are some fairly atomic skills that most people can learn in, say, 40 hours and will significantly improve their life?

RT @MarcusGrayDoor@twitter.com

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury

4. Universal healthcare is necessary

"Hey."
The voice comes from behind me. I turn around, and there is nothing there. Literally nothing.
"It's me, the Void."
"Hi," I say.
"Are you okay? Only, you haven't come to scream for a while."
I gesture helplessly.
"I know," the Void says. "But if you need me..."
"Thanks."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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