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me: *i wake with a start, dash to the window and throw it open, still in my nightcap and gown* YOU THERE!! BOY!! WHAT DAY IS IT?

random street urchin: "Haven't you HEARD?? it's Cyber Monday, guv'nor!"

me: Oh thank goodness! The visions from the specters who visited in my sleep... there's still time to set things RIGHT! *leans out window and throws down a handful of bitcoins* RUN, BOY! RUN TO THE MARKET AND GET ME THE FATTEST, SICKEST-ASS GRAPHICS CARD MONEY CAN BUY! HAPPY CYBER MONDAY!!!

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@irisjaycomics This should be a good start, the flour or water amounts might be slightly off in cups. One thing we talk about is the ratio of wheat to rye flour, this is about 30% rye. Experiment with replacing some white bread flour with rye flour but note that more rye will need more water. I recommend whole dark rye flour, but a medium rye would work. The sourdough preferment will be quite sticky, the final dough will likely start sticky but get manageable as it's kneaded.

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@irisjaycomics @itsnero (Handing this over to my professional bread-baker partner) Are you looking for like a deli sandwich kind of rye or the more traditionally German hearty breads that you slice thinly? Light or dark? Sourdough or yeast? Do you like caraway or other seeds? Rye doughs are more sticky and much less strong than wheat, don't be surprised by how much more compact they are. Rye flour also ferments more quickly, so it might rise in less time.

I just remembered I'd wanted to run some sort of Cyberpunk Furries FATE game at FC and oh man I think I've gotta?

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I want to try baking some mealworms into bread, but all of the trustworthy sources I can find for them are sold out!!! >:(

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My Facebook friends: I'm so excited for December! Hot chocolate and cold weather and nice sweaters 💖
My Masto/Twitter friends: FISH 👏 DICK 👏 FISH 👏 DICK 👏 FISH 👏 DICK

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Well I was certainly extremely dead in THAT dream, jeeze!

Sometimes when you're drawing absolutely nothing comes out right, but you just have to keep drawing anyways because you've got shit to do! :')

Here we go! Are you a trans creator who could use some support and exposure, or do you know one? Add your name to github.com/Transgiving/Transgi for #Transgiving 2017, where we provide a list of trans people you can support instead of or in addition to your Black Friday spending.

If you're familiar with Github, you can add yourself and submit a PR; otherwise, email us and we'll add you ASAP!

Please boost and spread the word!

Learning to consistently be okay by yourself is honestly one of the hardest fucking things.

@irisjaycomics I've only watched the Netflix stuff and I honestly think I dealt with that last bullet point every season

@melgillman I'm so happy with the HARD LEFT TURN the final screen took????? I adore this.

Placed the bread in the front room at 404 and accidentally made an offering to the DS9 gods

Big challah is baked! That's the last of the cooking I'll be doing in /my/ kitchen today, the rest is gonna be finished at the party. Now I've gotta......... clean....... ;A;

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