Seriously Spooky Souris 🏳️‍🌈🎃 @Mous@awoo.space

imagine

@Mous Buff Mouse, carrying entire WHEELS of parmesan

what if I... got buff

@Mous vigor and vinegar

Full of vim and piss

butts.

Messy Roommate set up his ENTIRE GAMING PC on my dining table without talking to either of us about it, and for some reason took off the protective tablecloth before doing so??? WHY

Roommates are breaking up, one is moving out - leaving us with the messier one who managed to turn our living room from Freshly Vacuumed to Crumb Hell in the course of a week. Messy Roommate is also more or less constantly inhabiting our living room now, because he's sleeping on the couch until his ex moves out. I??? Don't like this at all??????

PSA: remind your friends that you're proud of them.

Me: the world is drab, nothing really matters, I just want to sleep all the time
My friend: (Finally opens the care package of candy and extraordinarily embarrassing porn I sent them, screeches loudly enough to be heard halfway across the country)
Me: life is beautiful, the sun is shining, let's have a picnic~

I'm slowly falling back in to "I'd rather be asleep than exist" mode, which is... not good. I have lots of things to work on and I'm really excited to do so! But the entire world is just so much right now.

LRT: I can vouch for this being a credible, local organisation and a much better choice than Red Cross. I'll totally do the same watercolours deal if you donate to them, too!

[gay noises]

Call-out post: my partner peels the ENTIRE BANANA before eating it and then just holds the naked banana flesh with their bare hands!!!

OUR APARTMENT IS OKAY!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking 'bout HOLDING HANDS