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me: don't go opening more tabs of porn until you've finished, uh, 'appreciating' the dozen tabs of porn you already have open!
also me: but poooooorn
me: if you open too many tabs you'll crash your browser and lose all your porn tabs
also me: oh no, my precious porn!
me: now be a good boy and sort through what you have first
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@ThatDamnCat My keyboard already needs cleaning from other TOTALLY UNRELATED THINGS I PROMISE :o
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@Mycroft
"Would you like me to turn on STICKY KEYS?"