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wilw on birdsite:
Republicans: You wimpy liberals want losers to get trophies.
Also Republicans: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE DOWN MONUMENTS TO THE CONFEDERACY.
twitter.com/wilw/status/867434

@tdrsam Welcome! 🍍
Though it's worth noting that Mastodon is a federated network, so if the big mastodon.social is not accepting new users, or even goes down completely, there are hundreds to thousands of other instances that make up the whole network.

@Sparrow Yes, internationally Smarties are kind of like slightly waxy thick M&Ms. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarti

Everybody likes to bag on the US candy of the same name, but I love the dimples in the sides of each piece. I can rub it between two fingers and even though I know it's hard candy it feels squishy.

@Sparrow Which kind of Smarties is a good question to ask, I think. Candy coated chocolates, similar to M&Ms, or the rolls of chalk-like round bits?

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sorry for posting all this I just haven't had a big block of time off in a while and I'm really job stressed and I've felt I've needed this for a while

@tcql@octodon.social @twitter@mastodon.technology now I want some

@vahnj where are you seeing it so I should be thankful I'm not there?

@vahnj Luckily I've never encountered that myself. Started D&D with 3e. Was a little surprised when I saw 4e dragonborn women with boobs, but I'm too jaded by furry fandom to make any kind of deal out of it.

@vahnj I have little to no idea what it's about, apart from seeing tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php and probably guessing where it went from there

@Siphonay@octodon.social yeah, I never visit actual website so I have to guess from context if someone posted a poll or not, usually followed by I can't see/vote

@jk let me be one of many probably to link/suggest building your own with a bucket youtu.be/NAkn86rtJbc

@Gargron There's a "rewards" program like that at a gas station chain here. I participate, bc they only need an email address, and I give no other personal info. I can build up points, turn them in for big payout, then throw it away and get another card. It's still data collection, but I can be sure it's anonymized.

Hey kids, want some Beep Beep cereal? Well too bad, they never made it to store shelves. youtube.com/watch?v=uhyKulSY5i

@Siphonay@octodon.social I think I have oranges and mangos already. I haven't really played in a while.

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