I'm so sorry for inflicting this on you
but I have to share
it's too terrible to see
don't click
it's from birdsite
https://awoo.space/media/hruKDzlU8xpDLCbpy0E
Seems some modern software have forgotten that GIF is not always a video format, it was once used for single-frame graphics like jpeg, yet smaller file size and much less lossy when using a small number of flat colors. Nowadays I have to convert them to PNG to fully use them properly.
#oldmanyellsatcloud
The Matra & Hachette Alice looks like a super rad 1983 computer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matra_Alice
It was a French version of the TRS-80 MC-10, a super-low-end computer meant to compete in the ~$100 price point. 3K of available ram to write your own BASIC programs in! https://awoo.space/media/gDjcdsP2euGnT5tvHa4 https://awoo.space/media/aHJ-L576K6BlL-0-rGE https://awoo.space/media/4WtYGw4gG37jvzFyYfw
There! I have cleaned off my desktop directory, now only 2 gigs of random crap down from 20, and I have managed to close all but the 12 most essential tabs in my browser...
(finally a thing I find interesting I don't have to hide behind a lewd tag)
If you're a decker with a long commute, hack on the go with this custom-built Commute Deck, complete with hand-made mechanical keyboard. Jack in wirelessly with bluetooth and wifi.
http://makezine.com/2017/06/15/commute-deck-keyboard-device/
You can download all the sources (CAD, firmware, etc) from https://github.com/borgel/commute-deck to build your own too
https://awoo.space/media/mDGtwuqQHzOEFMYdezQ
Internet, why are you toying with my kink-adjacent paraphilia today?
Freaky stick-on shoes for the bottom of your feet, so I guess you can go barefoot yet still be protected with non-slip grippy things yet still not wear socks or shoes wah
https://boingboing.net/2017/06/16/freaky-stick-on-shoes-for-the.html https://awoo.space/media/YlHiKN423gCbjRsGKTk
lewd ? medical
I honestly don't know how to fully tag this.
Soft robot crawls way way up your butt and into your large intestine.
https://boingboing.net/2017/06/16/this-robot-crawls-up-your-butt.html
Why does this excite me for the future of sex toys? https://awoo.space/media/KZ0tDC-zkQ6uDkRe_GU
the proof of the devils pudding is in the detailed eating
lewd kink
comics or series of pics where people are fucking in all manner of hot and heavy ways, with last panels being one leaning to the other for a kiss, and them acting shocked and saying no, not on a first date
lewd subtoot
walking around work with fresh lewd thoughts and a boner
by the time I get home the mayo feditalk will be over won't it
Whoa, a wifi-to-rs232 modem emulator! http://biosrhythm.com/?page_id=1453
Plug into any device with a serial port, type some Hayes compatible commands, and you're off on the internet at speeds up to 115200bps (If your device supports it) or configure it down to as low as 300 for a super retro experience.
It doesn't specifically say it supports ssh though, and its built in web server cannot be password protected.
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Eventually there will be an app that records spoken statements
finds a similar synthetic voice
picks a random noun
and then says "It's actually GNU/<randomnoun>"
Oh, another tip for new Mastodon users. There is no global search, outside of users or hashtags. That means you can criticise and curse things using their true name without accidentally summoning a group of sealions.
Before I forget, on this day 54 years ago we had the first woman in space!
https://www.space.com/21571-valentina-tereshkova.html https://awoo.space/media/J4gDRipXJHOysg47slQ
What is #vore?
Baby please eat me
please eat me
some more https://awoo.space/media/pXTvuUrge66WZBWJOeM
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
