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Oh, trash compactor,
You accept all the garbage thrown at you,
And keep it out of sight.
And when things get too much,
You make the effort to compress,
And mightily internalize the mess
Just so you are ready to accept more.
I draw inspiration from you,
Oh great trash compactor.

As I kid I used to love catalogs like this, full of supplies and weird things I didn't know the use for, or could ever conceive anyone would need ready-made equipment for some use.

Today I realized I'm never really alone!

Not when I have the internet, and the fear that any moment an attempt to fit in or form a friendship will backfire and I will have a near infinite number of people pointing and laughing at me.

I have unresolved issues.

Finally something for furries! That 8values thing, but for the anthropomorphic fandom.
Link contains NSFW concepts.
shirosirius.co.uk/f/furvalues/
awoo.space/media/pnE5qsR6c-YRj

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@sargoth
>be in a fur suit
>eating pineapple
>speaking French-Japanese-English Creole
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I ended up like this.
Well one day I joined Mastodon

I made waffles. And as usual, ate too many of them, and still have leftovers.

(For those who don't know, Bisquick is a pre-mixed baking mix of flour, shortening, salt, and baking powder. Just add water to make dough for American style biscuits. With milk and eggs can make pancake/waffle batter. Can be used as base for many other things, from pizza crust to cookies.)
(Bisquick is *usually* vegan, but not everywhere)

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Sudden urge to eat pancakes :o
but I am out of bisquik
ugh I'd have to make them the slightly less easy way
CW: animated gif
awoo.space/media/sWnhaw_hnmEmo

I got a Hearthstone quest to play 15 demons. Just play, not win. So I made a Wild Warlock deck jam packed with cards that say "demon" on them, with little regard for synergy. I did not expect to smash face for lethal on turn 7 with a 12/15 while still being at full health. awoo.space/media/jzITEGZ61RkXv

Listening to a D&D session where players are talking about unloading a giant statue of a butt they had previously loaded into a cart and no one - NO ONE - said "back that ass up". I am so disappointed.

As someone who took two years of Spanish in high school but can't remember more than 7 words I totally get this.

Trevor Noah - Running out of Spanish
youtu.be/JSHkYQoH4EE
(even though it's Daily Show this bit isn't political)

It still makes me realize how weird the English language is when I remember that biweekly and bimonthly can mean pretty much the same thing.

It's really warm at work, I'm still sleepy, podcasts are boring, work is boring, I've been told I'm not allowed to take my pants off and run around making train noises, it's just a slow boring day.

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