(Moved)
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casting Detect Simulacrum as a ritual in D&D
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look over, and you see a flumph, floating toward you. You reach over, you flip the flumph over. The flumph lays on its back, waving its tentacles trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
immersive multiplayer VR with telescritching and remote tummy rubs
Power nap failed. I woke up with 20 minutes to get ready for work (just put on pants and shirt), but failed to account for post-sleep bed gravity.
@vahnj admin suggestion: in policies, replace "tag X" with "put X behind a Content Warning"
I think it initially confused me a little before I knew anything about masto, it doesn't have tags like I'm used to elsewhere
would be cool if there were actual tags though I figure that's a big ask of devs
time for a short coffee nap I think
🎼 🎶
Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words,
Please be true
In other words,
I awoo~
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Seeing a Republican blaming society for disengaging with each other over politics, staying insulated. "Someone says something you don't like on Facebook, you unfriend them?"
When they're saying stupid shit like I shouldn't be allowed to marry who I love, that women shouldn't be allowed to control their own bodies, that black lives don't matter, or that the only reason trans people exist is to accost children in public restrooms, well, yeah I'm going to switch off.
Vintage Space Galaxy figures commercial
https://youtu.be/C6sItxhYIjg
🎼🎶
We can awoo if we want to
Leave no friends behind
Cause your friends don't awoo
And if they don't awoo
We can teach them in time~
🎼 🎶
If I could begin to be
Half of what you think of me,
I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to awoo~
By the time I logged into WoW tonight Noblegarden was already over and I missed my chance to buy my own Noblegarden Bunny with chocolate eggs. :(
But then I found people could trade them so I bought one for 6,000 gold.
It's so cute! It's pink and blue like cotton candy and it poops eggs.
Mastodon has spoiled me. Was typing a response to a friend on birdsite and saw I was 20 characters over and wasn't halfway through my *first* thought.
basically "If you love workplace safety so much, why don't you marry it?"
You can't tell me who I can and can't marry, not anymore~
As the only person at work who gives a shit about safety I've basically been told that if I care THAT MUCH about using electrical extension cords with exposed wiring and missing ground pins, then I should be the one to fix them with no training, just some replacement plugs and a screwdriver. Whee.
I haven't played WoW in about a week, feeling unmotivated. I unlocked flying, and... feel like there's nothing worth working towards anymore. No raid groups run during the time I'm available, so I've given up being able to raid forever.
This "Six Reasons Mastodon Won't Survive" article is hilarious. https://www.google.com/amp/mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive.amp
One of the reasons is that "toot" sounds terrible and unprofessional, nothing like the very acceptable not-silly-at-all "tweet".
hashtag old man yells at cloud
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
