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okay uh

so...

Internet-of-Things sex toys are a thing.

and they can and have been hacked.

and this means there is a very real potential for a dildo-housed botnet launching a DDOS attack on a bunch of servers.

literally fucking the internet.

Dildo Denial of Service attack.

lewd jokes 

I dunno why that makes me giggle so much but I can't stop laughing at the idea of a bunch of "smart" vibrators and cockrings and buttplugs and whatnots buzzing and bouncing around as they take down a bank's website and stuff.

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