lewd jokes
okay uh
so...
Internet-of-Things sex toys are a thing.
and they can and have been hacked.
and this means there is a very real potential for a dildo-housed botnet launching a DDOS attack on a bunch of servers.
literally fucking the internet.
Dildo Denial of Service attack.
lewd jokes
I dunno why that makes me giggle so much but I can't stop laughing at the idea of a bunch of "smart" vibrators and cockrings and buttplugs and whatnots buzzing and bouncing around as they take down a bank's website and stuff.