Spoilers for a pretty old film (Excalibur)
@Siphonay@octodon.social "Percival...I am dying...return...the sword to the lake... please... it is my dying wish"
"Y-yes my liege..at once!" *rides off across untold miles of english countryside , gets to the lake, dithers like crazy, decides to hide it instead, returns* "I've done it"
"Did you REALLLLY???"
"Y-yes?"
"..."
"...noo..."
"fucksake percival, you had ONE JOB, go do it right!"
"Sorry D:"