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TERFs, Account Suspension, Birdsite 

hey everybody, I got harassed off of twitter by TERF trolls.
If we could, please, please, spread this around and get people on my new account twitter.com/OrbitRetro . i lost my ENTIRE customer base. please help. Retweet my art, something, anything to get this back. from 1200 p;eople to less than 30. i need my customer base back...

My fav part of Go is that my go containers basically never top 40 megs.

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Employee at the gym: So what are your goals? What kind of body do you want?

Me: *Pulls out phone, excitedly starts showing him pictures of river otters*

Employee: What

Me: What

GRS (+) 

I figured I'd be jealous but instead I am extremely privileged to be surrounded by people who have done it before me and to know that the initial pain and inconvenience will be worth it.

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The knight and the dragon fought.
"Hold!" the princess called. "Why do you fight?"
They looked ashamed, and the princess spotted two trampled bouquets.
"Were those for me?"
The knight and the dragon nodded.
"Girls," the princess said, smiling at them, "what if I date you both?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

GoT spoiler 

The last episode was bad because it didn't have the night king in it.

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

My first r/Traa meme :3 redd.it/bfz8ad

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"If you kiss me," the dragon said, "I will turn back into a prince."
"And if I don't?" the princess asked.
"I can keep flying."
"Then fly."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Picture of my transgender journey. redd.it/bfr5nq

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Jason Scott just dumped the ZIL source code for every infocom game on github. Clone it before Activision's lawyers wake up. And now we see how long it takes for the internet to produce a compiler for a language that's been dead for 30+ years from a cache of production grade source code for said language. We've had compiled z-machine files, but never the original ZIL. github.com/historicalsource

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BOOST this post if YOUR PROFILE is a SAFE place for SEA SLUGS and other SQUISHY AQUATIC FELLOWS!!!!!!!!

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What to do if you see antisocial benchs that are supposed to don't let people lay down to rest in order to increase gentrification?

Repair them!

bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-

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Food $10
Data $0
Rent $0
Giant Otter Plushies $3,600
Utility $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i can’t say no to this face

re: Gender (++) 

I have married my favourite person. Me.

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I dropped off a new insurance card at the pharmacy yesterday.

The dude added it, and billed it but the insurance company let me know: I am now my own spouse.

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We need MORE GIRLS IN TECH, especially in the software industry.

They now have a new, great model: Katie Bouman, 29yo computer scientist who designed algorithms to build the first ever black hole picture.
people.csail.mit.edu/klbouman/

Go go go #womenintech! #KatieBouman

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"Sqlite" is a mineral that contains large amounts of the element Sqlium

I think my fav part of Mastodon is that I can say brand names out loud and not summon them.

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