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For 20 bucks the "Super elastic signal stick" antenna is like, a must have. It folds up real nice to fit in your purse!

@Proxy@snouts.online gave me some stickers at FE and I spent a good 10 minutes debating on sticking the CW: Horny one to my laptop today.

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facetious hot take 

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

re: Music with swears 

Hate it when you almost forget about the whole brass section in your living room.

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Music with swears 

youtube.com/watch?v=IxEIQQkhye < Holy jeez, I hadn't watched the video for this song yet and I was seriously missing out.

My fav part of my sona is that people are shocked Marbled polecats are even real animals.

re: Kleinfelter's[-] 

Like I didn't even know about it until I was like 27. I was socialized male, and viciously mocked for not being masculine so like. I'd happily have maybe not have to have gone through that.

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re: Kleinfelter's[-] 

Like yeah I have slightly softer features, and a high pitched voice but like. In exchange I almost didn't get to transition due to medical discrimination, and have like everyone discount my experience as a trans woman as I was like, never "Reallly" a guy or whatever.

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Kleinfelter's[-] 

Seriously wish other trans feminine people would stop expressing their jealousy about the thing that has probably caused more misery during my transition than any tiny benefits it gave me.

I like that my new job took my existence into consideration for their new office. Whereas my old job put all the coffee cups on the top shelf.

It's nice out, and I have a new antenna to sling up and try. \o/

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It's so wild nobody is talking about that time Hatsune Miku struck the still beating heart out an eldritch dragon and tossed it down to earth where it festered into the shape of Minecraft, and then Microsoft spent two and half billion buying up land ownership rights to harvest it themselves. It still doesn't feel real to me.

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The dragon smirked at the two knights. "So, who rescues who?"
"I'm sure, if I needed rescuing, my husband would be up to the task," said the first knight.
"And if I needed rescuing," the other said, "I'd trust my husband to do it."
"But who," both knights said, "will rescue you?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Finally! Polls!

Best Ott

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A spaceship landed. An alien emerged, ignored the gathering crowd, and placed a sign on the ground.
It said "Do not touch"
The alien returned to the spaceship, which took off. Inside it, shortly after, an alarm went off.
"They touched it," the alien said to another. "Pay up."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. redd.it/bj2kjb

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Amy is the worst sonic the hedgehog character as she's ruined the "yourname the hedgehog" game for me.

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i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:

Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)

Relationship, abuse 

I think what I love most about Flora is that she's so open with me about everything, and I've grown to trust her implicitly.

However because of living with my ex's abuse if she moves quickly around me, or touches me unexpectedly or anything like that, I flinch instinctively as if she's going to hit me and like, I feel SUPER bad about it. I know she'd never lay a finger on me ever.

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