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When I was a kid learning programming I was repeatedly told the computer will only do what I tell it to do.

*Looks at Windows 10 with multiple Electron apps installed* :blobthinkingeyes:

"i have experience using travis-ci on github to ensure that commits and pull requests do not break the build"

"nice, what project was it for"

"a nes game disassembly"

"Hmm, why is the vowel extender mark so short in this dialog box? Is there some bug with my text drawing code...?"
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"wait a second... that's... not a chōonpu... that's a hyphen..."

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@Lumi 1G will always be simultaneously the best and worst SGB palette.

re: tf-posting, fantasy idea from an idle mind 

@fluxom_alt Wow, that's... really good o.o

lewd on main, dumb 

When you're cuddling with your partner and they accidentally brush against you in JUST THE RIGHT WAY:

dumb, Magic: the Gathering 

I just misread a set name as "Scars of Murrodin" and now I'm imagining a plane where everybody is a furry, and also Ajani would be involved with the plot somehow

affection 

@Kat *nuzzles into pets* mrrrr~ ^//w//^ 💖

@monorail Dr Mario NES's RNG (and by extension, Tetris NES's RNG, since they use the same code) has been known to be really awful... >.>;;;;

Maybe I should disassemble it sometime and find out exactly why...

math musing 

@KitRedgrave@cybre.space @lyssa Wouldn't you also need infinite unique digit symbols in this number system?

I spend all day trying to work on anything, but I only get any work done after midnight anymore... >~>;;;;

terrible joke, I'm sorry 

@misty It seems like it created a JAM while printing...

hrt 

guess who said "I should take my meds" three hours ago and then immediately forgot about taking them at all x.x;;;

masto ui gripe 

Why does the "hide toot" arrow wobble and spin for almost a second after you click it. It is a toggle, not an analog dial.

Don't make UI elements wriggle and move unless it feels natural for them to (like a loading indicator) and when they do move, minimize their movement. Overly flashy animation does not feel natural or necessary at all.

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