lewd
>"I got every kind of TF you could ever want. I hear you wanna be goo - what kind of goo furry do you wanna be? Latex?"
Nah people have skin allergies.
>"Bubblegum?"
Too sticky.
>"Gummy candy like that one shark you saw that one time on FA and could never find again?"
Mmnh hot, but too derivative.
>"Oil?"
Iridescent, but greasy.
>"Look pal I'm an alchemist not a psychic gimme something to work with here."
...can you do nanomachines?
>"Get out of my shop, smartass."