@sc Aye. Fiction involving character(s) who are intelligent, shapeshifting creatures made of some liquid or semi-solid substance. :3
hey i gotta secret for ya
"This small device creates a portal to a new dimension."
"Wow! Are there people there?"
"No, it's a tiny dimension, just large enough for a wallet or phone."
"So it's useless."
"No! It can add pockets to any garment."
"So what?"
"Any garment!"
"We already have pockets."
"You do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Do people not know how to parent anymore? (-Vent)
@tahajin If I wasn't 100% certain you'd never met, I'd swear you were talking about my partner's mother - she's just as cartoonishly evil in all the same ways. Her father made a six-figure salary but you'd think she was living off food stamps the way her parents fed her... (Because all the money ended up funneled into mother's expensive hobbies ofc)
For whatever it's worth, I sympathize with your friend's situation. :c
lewd?
Also I am, on occasion, possessed by an intense thirst for kink and persons of all genders. I will frequently lewdpost about it on this account behind CWs like this one, so consider yourself forewarned?
I'm sub/bottom, and super into stuff like TF, cyborgs, mind control, invasive/corrupting influences, goo creatures, and the like. <3
Also thanks to @tahajin (again) I'm intensely consentpunk, so get thee away with anything not possessed of Cᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴏᴜs. Eɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛɪᴄ. Cᴏɴsᴇɴᴛ.
Aaaaaaa fuck I forgot! This lovely artwork is courtesy of @tahajin and you should be following them too! ;3;
Oh hey I should do one of those #introduction things.
Hi, my name's Rewhan, and I'm an auto tech in Canada in real life. Online, I'm a furry, a talking domestic ferret and a lover of all things mechanical. I do some writing, but I've yet to publicly publish anything I've worked on. My fictional universe, if/when I put it out there, will be found under the hashtag #innerworkingsfic
I also love #cyberpunk aesthetic, video game modding, and #tabletop gaming, #rpgs especially
@tahajin @gnarlyanimal I thought this was a deliberate reference tbh
@ShugoWah @ProgPanda Subway Tooter updates live and is feature-rich but kind of ugly. Tusky has a much more polished UI but it doesn't live update.
I still prefer Tusky tbh
Crapshot 568 - The Scheme
fluffy gay
@Rybark sof gay popey <3
We aggressive consentpunk now peeps.
@tahajin running dacarezone (or whatever they deign to call it) is basically the fast track to summoning Boneathan the Phantasmal Flying Fuckskull
From shitty birdsite
@Rybark I already had to smack somebody on my other account about this smh.
Also we need to get Juni on here like ASAP. :U
Work whining
One hour left. Just gotta hold my shit together til five, then I'm home free.
Work whining, lewd
This toot brought to you by two Chadbro shitheads giving each other shit over going down on a girl's dick.
Were I a braver soul (and didn't need to keep this job) I'd have contributed to that "conversation" with: "What difference does it make if she had a pussy you probably wouldn't eat that either you pigs." :nail_care_hmn_v1:
Amateur Writer. Alchemy Enthusiast. Pretend Ferret, 18+ Content will be CW'd