Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

That's not the only problem with it obviously (You should've cast an actual Native actor Disney you fucking clods I mean Johnny Depp really?!)

But anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk next week we'll discuss Fixing Duke Nukem For The Modern Era With One Simple Trick.

I don't care for Seth Rogen as a general rule, but I do like the effort the Seth Rogen Green Hornet movie put into capturing this idea.

Also that it leaned all the way into how silly it is, as a premise.

All you had to do was frame it like modern versions of The Green Hornet - long-suffering hypercapable minority props up privileged white chowderhead as cover to do good.

Still mad about how badly Disney screwed the pooch on an easy layup like The Lone Ranger in this, the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.

@chest_bot open chest

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social Wow okay giphys loop super fast on Tusky. This was supposed to be a rimshot but now it just looks like a sick jazz drumbeat.

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social

Oh my god, it feels SO GOOD to type on this new keyboard, it feels effortless. I never realized how hard I was pounding those old rubbercap keys ;3;

@Draekos This is really good, and I love the geometric halo idea. It kind of reminds me of Eden Black's Everyday Sigils:

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social Yay salmon boo cream cheese tbh.

That's my hot food take :u

Oh cool we whitelisted yifflife I can see Nerts again

I swear this isn't a subtoot.

If goo furries can aerosolize, is "Hhh" the sound of someone inhaling their microscopic thot particles? 🤔

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social 🤤

Also holy shit a clapback emoji just for me

And now I'm on Mastodon where I don't even want to do clapbacks anymore.

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social The System Works!