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LB: The mere sight of his magnificent corporeal form is enough to turn chuds to ash everybody knows this. :u

I keep getting little reminders of how weirdly defense-oriented my time on Birdsite has made me. I keep thinking "Oh I can't talk about (thing), that will attract chuds," forgetting that if a chud opens his mouth on Mastodon, @Gargron will come out of the sky riding a great chariot pulled by celestial cats made of starlight, a mighty thunderbolt ready in his hand, and surely the chud will be destroyed by his power immediately

So I hate to just blurt this out all of a sudden, but a friend of mine could really use your help.

He lives in Portland and is about to get evicted from his residence and all of his contingencies have either fallen through or flaked out on him.

He has a car, an at-home job, and is able to support his board, just not a room.

If you have or know someone with a spare bedroom within 18 hours of Portland, please DM me. And I would really appreciate if you could boost this for visibility!!

I'm sorry I desperately want the cyberpunk game to be good, but in my heart of hearts I know it's going to be Problematic At Best, and Fucking Awful at worst.

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CD Projekt 

Also Capital-G Gamers are giving Eurogamer and CD Projekt shit for doing this much - barely anything at all - which just fatigues me to no end.

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CD Projekt 

This whole interview smacks of "We don't know what we're doing, and couldn't be arsed to ask even one enby person."

eurogamer.net/articles/2018-08

Tesla 

So if Elon hates the colour yellow I guess the Fremont factory's gonna burn to the ground since firefighters won't be allowed on the property. :U

I’ve spent so long hanging around furries on the Internet I’ve just realized I need to invent a humansona for pseudonymous but vaguely furry-hostile places

rent 

Butterfly meme except instead of a butterfly, it's paperwork for a fixed-term lease.

"Is this neofeudalism?"

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rent 

Getting paid half the earnings of the working poor just because you own a piece of property, and doing literal nothing all the while, is just about the bougiest fucking thing I can imagine.

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rent 

Love the housing economy in this town. Paying nearly $1k a month for 350 sq.ft and finding out in the news some guy's been renovicted from his (much larger, nicer) apartment he was paying $750 for.

Landlords are fucking leeches, and property management companies doubly so.

@Nerts National Treasure 3: We Have To Kidnap The Adept LeBron James

Tesla, infosec 

LB: "Model X and Model S use openVPN to talk to their backend."

*inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my car is the LAST FUCKING THING I want pulling updates via OPEN SOURCE NETWORK PROTOCOL.

:possum_rawr:​ ᴵ ᴴᴬⱽᴱ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ⱽᴱᴿʸ ᴸᴼᴺᴳ ᴰᴬʸ⋅⋅⋅ ᴵ ᴬᴹ ⱽᴱᴿʸ ˢᴹᴬᴸᴸ⋅⋅⋅ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴵ ᴴᴬⱽᴱ ᴺᴼ ᴹᴼᴺᴱʸ, ˢᴼ ʸᴼᵁ ᶜᴬᴺ ᴵᴹᴬᴳᴵᴺᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴷᴵᴺᴰ ᴼᶠ ˢᵀᴿᴱˢˢ ᴬᴹ ᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿ

@soft_chomps@glitch.social @Nerts Alternatively if you're on iOS, toot! is supposed to be v. good but downside is they're in some kind of controlled beta atm

@tahajin I know this feeling. I still have to set the equaliser on my new condenser mic, and I dread listening to my own voice on a level people usually reserve for firing squads. ;3;

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