Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

Time to proofread my horny prose. >:3

@tahajin ...I'm very confused because it reminded me of Gunslinger Girl which ALSO has a smol girl protagonist that favours a P90.

Also... P-CHAN?!

@gnarlyanimal I know a bunch of people stopped watching her b/c of that whole "I have to defeat Singal with the Power of Debate" debacle a while back. idk if that's related though.

@Nerts I mean I expected nothing less he's fucked up every other major project he's ever attempted.

@Nerts Pfftahaha

@tahajin Fukken Y I K E S

@RhiaCat hey ur cute and and genital piercings are hot - anyone who has them are braver than any Marine and possess powerful energy o///o

@KaplinZerda @Nerts h*ck da police >:u

WE'RE DOING IT MILLENNIALS - WE'RE KILLING CAPITALISM

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/43pek3/scientists-warn-the-un-of-capitalisms-imminent-demise

A story in the paper today illustrated a peculiar blind spot in Canada's firearm laws:

'100 gun parts found in Saanich dumpster were seized in 2017'.

Legally, individual barrels and breaches do not constitute a firearm, and therefore are not subject to control.

Just seems of to me is all, particularly the breaches part.

@Saxxon @MillennialDog@mastodon.social

@Nerts @Rewhan oh so the Josselyn Chain Pistol, Treeby rifle, esoteric shit like that?

@Nerts ...forgotten weapons? ô.ô

This body of meat and fluids has some fun bits but a most of it sucks and malfunctions a lot. >:u

When the Technological Singularity hits lemme tell you I'm not gonna miss ingrown toenails one fucking bit.

@tahajin @RhiaCat Hhhhh I mean I'm not gonna say no, obv.

Did you have somebody in mind already, or...?

@tahajin The PARTY ROCK was inside us all along.

@RhiaCat I mean, you literally did this to yourself... ;P

@tahajin @RhiaCat I love it so much Haji thank you >3<

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