Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

@tahajin I hate to shatter the immaculate image of this beautiful sinless child but I'm afraid its true ;3c

@tahajin "Ta-daa-BONK"

I think mine would probably end up being the Windows 7 login sound, cuz it always sounded to me a little bit like you caught the computer in the middle of doing something else and it's going "Huhwhat?!"

@tahajin My bootup state lies somewhere between the two. Horny subroutines are fired up and ready to go by word one, but higher-level functions are the mental equivalent of a radio tuned to no particular station. x.x

@Nerts ...there's other ways to wake up? ~_~

@axellycan Wait I just remembered there's a fork weapon in Skyrim too...

...hmm ​

@axellycan ...it never occurred to me you could enchant those.

Speaking of lewds, kinbaku / shibari is hot af, but looks like a huge pain in the ass to set up tbh.

Oh hey I found that art piece somebody linked me to and then forgot about and lost... It's a goo furry inspired by those blue and white shark gummy candies.

It's still very Hhhhhh* <///<

*(god I hope the artist / owner hasn't turned out to be problematic or something)

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/16663685/

Someone I tangentially know is helping make a video game about Magical Girls running a Cat Cafe and their mission statement is "No Animals You Can't Pet" which sounds amazing tbh.

(birdsite: @/calicogame)

Between managing to keep my train of thought together long enough to proofread something I wrote, -and- finding out Capitalism is dying, on the whole today's been a pretty good day.

Unreasonably stoked for Junius to be joining us on Mastodon tbh.

...birdshite.

...okay, you win this round, Autocorrect.

I feel... not exactly more comfortable, but at least marginally less anxious about posting my writing on here, mainly because:

a) I can set privacy settings per post with CW's and

b) I'm reasonably certain that irony-poisoned birdshite dickbags aren't gonna seagull up the place.

Finished proofreading - this is probably the best state my brain leakings are gonna get to:

Reconfiguration - A dream of cyborg transformation and also some goo: https://goo.gl/kS5sQe

I should get a Telegram. I hear that's where all the REALLY horny furries are. :U

My new mouse has a 'fire' button on it, which is kind of weird.

Hey remember the Turbo Button on your MadCatz Nintendo controller? It's exactly like that, but for left-clicking, and it's periodically inconvenient.

I love the Mario 64 font emoji, but I really don't want to be on The Big Instance just to use them :c

Also if you're a Magic: the Gathering nerd, be prepared for me to flip the fuck out this October because my favorite plane in the multiverse is back.

🎵​I WALKED THE PLANES DOWN TO RAAAAAAAVINCAAAAAA🎵​

Oh no Monster Prom announced DLC and there's a beefy demon lady o///o;;;