Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

@gnarlyanimal I mean, I literally cannot stop you...

I don't want to stop you either but that seems like a moot point. :u

>"I got every kind of TF you could ever want. I hear you wanna be goo - what kind of goo furry do you wanna be? Latex?"

Nah people have skin allergies.

>"Bubblegum?"

Too sticky.

>"Gummy candy like that one shark you saw that one time on FA and could never find again?"

Mmnh hot, but too derivative.

>"Oil?"

Iridescent, but greasy.

>"Look pal I'm an alchemist not a psychic gimme something to work with here."

...can you do nanomachines?

>"Get out of my shop, smartass."

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social What do you mean? Everything seems normal on my end.

@Nerts Ah yes, '88-'89... Coming out of the Reaganomics era.

Yeah that suddenly makes sense.

(and it's not even an original IP driving it it's fucking DotA)

LOL Valve's first in-house game in five years, and it's a Hearthstone knock-off they have the stones to charge $20 for.

@Nerts Also brief aside did Shadowrun and Cyberpunk 2013 come out around the same time?

I just find it curious they both have major paramilitary paramedic services as game mechanics - I assume they must be both drawing from the same inspiration.

@Nerts I mean isn't that kind of why being rich enough to have a TraumaTeam account is kind of a huge deal...?

@Nerts Yeeeah for something that seems like it's gonna rely heavily on gunplay, the 'feel' of the combat seems... Very Not Good.

God this game's going to suck every kind of ass, isn't it?

I want a goo fursona but I can't make up my mind what kind of goo to be.

@Irick @Ironraptor @tahajin This is kind of why I like awoospace's whitelist policy, even if it makes it temporarily inconvenient to hang out with friends on some other instances.

Keeps the detritus out by default.

Science Fiction: Nanomachines will run amok and convert us all into grey goo!

Me: D-do you promise...? 👀💦

@Ironraptor @Irick @tahajin A couple have tried, haven't heard of any succeeding.

Don't remember if it was shoe or mombot but Our Benevolent Dictator Gargron bounced them outta here within seconds.

@tahajin I'm genuinely excited to be here.

Meanwhile at that other social media place, I feel like I need a fifth of rum just to steel my nerves. 😬

@gnarlyanimal ...I'm listening...

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In seriousness though that sucks, heat waves are the worst for any kind of growing :c

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social He will adapt or perish. :U