Poop-Toot Riot ⁽ʳᶦᵒᵗ⁾ @Rewhan@awoo.space

Knock Knock

Me: Who th- oh great it's you again.

Imposter Syndrome: S'up.

Me: What do you want?

IS: To dwell on all the ways your childhood fucked you up mentally, how you're a perpetually dysfunctional human being, and that you're one stupid mistake away from losing your job and driving away everybody you care about.

Me: Awesome. How long you staying?

IS: Until you cry yourself to sleep tonight thinking about the potential you've lost over the years not treating your mental health.

Swing revival is also acceptable.

Ska is good. Anyone that says otherwise is a coward who hates fun.

Heck I gotta teach Gboard how to cuss properly, nevermind using slurs.

Someone scrolled by on my fed timeline complaining Gboard autocorrected to a racial slur and I'm like... 🤔

Gboard didn't learn that word on its own. I know cuz I use it too. I just tried to get it to suggest it and nope, nothing doing.

Way to play yourself, stranger. :u

LB: Bed Bath and Beyond the Mountains of Madness.

LB: Why would we ever leave, though? :3c

That's not the only problem with it obviously (You should've cast an actual Native actor Disney you fucking clods I mean Johnny Depp really?!)

But anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk next week we'll discuss Fixing Duke Nukem For The Modern Era With One Simple Trick.

I don't care for Seth Rogen as a general rule, but I do like the effort the Seth Rogen Green Hornet movie put into capturing this idea.

Also that it leaned all the way into how silly it is, as a premise.

All you had to do was frame it like modern versions of The Green Hornet - long-suffering hypercapable minority props up privileged white chowderhead as cover to do good.

Still mad about how badly Disney screwed the pooch on an easy layup like The Lone Ranger in this, the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.

@chest_bot open chest

Oh my god, it feels SO GOOD to type on this new keyboard, it feels effortless. I never realized how hard I was pounding those old rubbercap keys ;3;

Oh cool we whitelisted yifflife I can see Nerts again

I swear this isn't a subtoot.

If goo furries can aerosolize, is "Hhh" the sound of someone inhaling their microscopic thot particles? 🤔