Salem Synopsis
Today was the most cartoonishly weird protest I have ever been to in my life. I'm talking American storm troopers, a hip hop group stumbling in the middle of it all, and a female riot cop holding her baton with a crooked grin that reminds me of General Engle from Wolfenstein.
On top of that, we were tailed by a swarm of bike cops in a game of cat and mouse as we were looking for a place to de-bloc. We got out by the skin of our teeth.