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I'm considering making an AD account. In the light of my inclination to draw more lewd and kinky stuff.

MH 

Anxiety gnaws at me when I don't know whether or not I pissed off a friend... I don't recall doing anything to piss them off. I hope they're okay...

Truck Stop Zombie 

*washing my hands in a truck stop bathroom*

"Hey!Youfromthisarea?????"

*turns up to see a panting, heavily tattooed, wild-eyed skinhead covered head to toe with scabs*

"Doyouknowifthereareanyswimmingspotsaroundhere?????"

I respond with a nonchalant "The fuck if I know." and walk out.

Looking back I see Tweaky McSpeedball shuffling out about fifty feet behind me. As soon as I exit the truck stop I bolt it back to my van before he has a chance to see where I'm parked.

Pol. Thpayth Forth 

Now I'm having flashbacks of Herman Cain quoting a Pokemon movie and using Sim City as an economic model.

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Pol. Thpayth Forth 

Every time I hear "Space Force." I keep hearing it in the voice of a six year old missing his two front teeth.

Thpayth Forth!

Actually, comparing the president to a six year old is insulting to that age group. Because kindergarteners could think of a better way to spend our tax dollars than an attempt at bringing an early 2000s first person shooter to life.

Hey everyone! Given I need to get settled into my new life in Oregon, I'm currently looking for anyone in need of a house sitter or a caretaker for property in either the Willamette Valley or along the Oregon Coast.

I figured it would be the perfect opportunity to put my head down, work on some art, and look after my dog.

Cheers!

Psychedelics/Kinky 

Did I say I fantasized it? I would say it actually happened. I took two grams of cubensis the other night and they played to my most desirable kinks. xP

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MH/kinky 

I keep fantasizing about being fucked by a mushroom creature and pumping me to near bursting full of spores...

That takes the term mycophile to a whole new level, doesn't it?

A Gift From Mother Maple 

Out with the deely boppers, in with the antlers!

That moment when you realize that these days being "slow" equates to having a fully functional attention span.

The rest of the world has its foot stuck on the accelerator going down a dangerous coastal highway and you're watching in utter disbelief as it goes careening off the edge into the crashing waves below.

Selfie/eye contact 

Ready to cover the Portland Pride festival!

I could go for cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee.

Finally! Whew! I completed the pic for @mawr !

I rattled my brain for as many types of Mawr plushies as I could. And of course I had to throw Jack in because I need to draw him as a beanie baby eventually.

Hope you like it, Mawr! I had a good time working on it!

Holy shit. Only $25 for a quarter ounce of Remedy? I think I'm gonna cry. It would never be that cheap in Seattle.

Despite all the turbulence going on around me, I will always strive to be the eye of the storm.

As much as I enjoy being in Oregon, I'm hoping there's a good Mastodon/otherkin crowd I can gravitate to. I wouldn't say I'm suffering from crippling loneliness, but I'm hoping that it's not a desert down here.

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WIP 

@mawr

For some reason my edited post linked the wrong Mawr. LOL

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