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My Life is a Fucking Video Game 

I don't play video games as much as I used to. However, I feel that playing them in my youth has set me up to live my life like one. A neverending and unpredictable adventure full of insanity and peril that wakes me up to knowing more about this universe. Seeking out kin with similar feelings and wonders about how and why the fuck we wound up here in the first place.

If I ever have the opportunity to animate, I'm making a series out of the consistent chain of batshit crazy I've encountered over these last two years.

Shirtless dragonfae 

After a long day at work, I need to wind down and feel like myself again.

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GOD DAMMIT, ROADY! Stop overthinking every little thing you do! You're okay! You're fine! It's fine! It's fine!

.....It's......FINE!!!!!!!!

Spiritual Protection 

I need to focus heavily on protecting myself. Because I know for a fact that there are dark forces out to get me. As I've become more in tune with the infinite wonders of the universe, it's also become clear to me the dark side that's trying to pull me down. I need every chance to rip myself away from its grasp.

I wonder if this whole situation is a test to see whether or not I'll cave and smoke cigarettes again. Like hell I will.

I keep running into one crazy situation after another, and I'm scared of it putting strain on those who I care about the most...

Headband 

Another item for my spiritual tool set, I have to thank @KawaSeadrake for gifting me this beautiful belt that looks amazing as a repurposed headband. I'll love and cherish it with all the gratitude in the universe! awoo.space/media/ihFzh0s41K_Gd

Figured I'd add some more feminine tweaks. Including emphasized eyelashes and the peridot/bronze ear studs I hope to wear in a few weeks.

@KawaSeadrake also gifted me a belt which seemed to serve well being repurposed as a headband for my spiritual journeys.

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I am overjoyed to hear that my company's employee assistance program has free lawyers. That's a plus!

ACAB 

I was going the speed limit... My seatbelt was buckled. I was doing everything right and all of a sudden I see flashing red and blue lights.

Anybody would have panicked in this situation...

ACAB, Targeted Harassment 

For those interested in contributing to my defense fund, my PayPal email is scalygreen07@gmail.com

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ACAB, Targeted Harassment 

So I was singled out by Auburn Police because of my vehicle. Slapped with $958 worth of fines just because they wouldn't let me reach for my insurance and my license plate light was out.

Fucking cop called for four interceptors plus a K9 unit to surround us. A real Biff Tannen type. When I played it up to his backup buddies, he made a total ass of himself.

I'm contesting the hell out of this, and I couldn't be more thankful for my community amd their support. ACAB.

Anyone want to join me in West Seattle for a walk in my favorite park?

More Pondering 

I still don't understand why I chrealmthis real, this particular point in time. Thrust into a collapsed civilization on a dying planet.

But, there is one positive I pulled from this equation.

In times past, beings like ourselves would feel alone. Isolated. Unsure of whether there was more like us. However, in this age of mass widespread communication we are able to unify with likeminded souls now more than ever.

Gross 

So I step into the Mt. Si vault toilet aftercoming back down the trail. And of course it fucking reeked.

But that's not all! I started experiencing a distortion in my vision. As if the floor was zooming out as if I was leaving my body.

Holy shit... Did I just experience jenkem for the first time?

Now that I have my ears pierced, I'm debating on stretching them. Albeit to a smaller gauge. I found some lovely 10mm wood/peridot plugs I'd love to have.

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