I don't care who you are; if an entire flock of well-organized geese comes straight at you, either you run away or you're going to get hurt.

You are not immune to a proper gander.

The number of people over on Twitter that are replying to that posting of this joke with how they'd kill a flock of geese is disheartening.

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@Balina I doubt most people would win in a fight against a flock of geese, anyway. They're vicious when provoked.

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