here's a take

a lot of drinks taste better through a smaller hole

out of a bottle? fuck yeah. through a straw? fuuuuck yeah. out of a cup? eh

@monorail i think there can come a point where the aperture you're trying to get the beverage from is two narrow. Remember those tiny double straws they used to have at coffee places? Those were bad. I can't seem to find any record of them though so I'm wondering now if they were just a figment of my imagination.

@hoppet @monorail What you're thinking of are called coffee stirrers, and they aren't really meant to be used as straws.

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@hoppet @monorail Everyone uses them as straws anyway, of course.

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