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Good morning, all of you wonderful people.

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LET"S MAKE MASTADON WHOLESOME AND AUTHENTIC INSTEAD OF EDGY AND IRONIC

RETOOT IF YOU'RE WITH ME

Tracking has now said it's out for delivery for ten hours...

We got a loaf of fancy brioche bread yesterday. It's very good! For some reason, they decided to put the quote "Let them eat brioche" on the side of the package though. I'm not sure they understand the context of that quote.

Good morning, everyone. I hope your days are going well?

Good evening, Mastodon. I hope you're all doing well today?

A lot of sports seem to just be "hit the thing back and forth until you get a point". Volleyball, tennis, badminton. Probably quite a few more we can't think of or don't know the name of.

mention of Nazi symbol 

We saw a car with a temporary license plate with the number 1488 in it and it's thoroughly soured Felthry's mood. I think it's only the fact that it was a temporary plate (which we're mostly sure you can't get custom numbers on) that kept it from causing a real anxiety spike or even panic attack.

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Your roommate looks human, but one day they reveal to you that they are actually half dwarf and half giant. You should have seen the signs sooner.
#writingprompts #writing

Sometimes we learn that a word we'd thought was universal was actually specifically American English the whole time. Today, that word was "casket" in its usage meaning "coffin". Apparently it's just a sort of decorative box in British English.

"Everything is edible, if you try hard and believe in yourself!"

Interesting thing we've noticed: You know how you get shivers at particularly emotional moments in stories or music? Well, when we get those, it's always on one side of our body--the right side when I'm fronting, and the left side when Felthry is.

Wii U: Breath of the Wild
3DS: A Link Between Worlds
Switch: Breath of the Wild

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We just realized, not counting remakes and rereleases, there have been either one or two Zelda games on each Nintendo console since the NES.

NES: Zelda 1 and Zelda 2
SNES: A Link to the Past
Gameboy: Link's Awakening
N64: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask
Gameboy Color: Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons
Gamecube: Wind Waker and Twilight Princess
Gameboy Advance: Minish Cap
Wii: Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword
DS: Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks

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"We're pirates of the seven seas!"
"Which ones?"
"Uh, Mediterranean, Caribbean, the Dead Sea, the South China Sea (but not the North), Hudson Bay, the Sea of Tranquility, and the Holy See."

"...."

"Look, we get around, okay?"

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