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A neat puzzle I just saw: You can place a black king anywhere you like on a chessboard of a given size m×n. Where do you place it such that you can place also the maximal number of white queens that do not attack the king? And how many of those queens can you place?

I wonder if you can get metal playing cards, and whether they'd actually be any good for playing card games with.

It feels like something that would be more appealing to the tarot fortunetelling crowd than to anyone playing card games, for some reason.

If a pentagon has five sides and a hexagon has six sides, how many sides does a dragon have?

Goodnight all. May your sleep be sound and satisfactory.

A one-trick pony isn't necessarily a bad thing to be, if it's a really good trick.

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Dragon quest is full of puns. The one I'm playing now has a shield skill called "Blockenspiel".

The sun is too bright today. We don't like how it shines right into our apartment on summer afternoons.

Apparently, there's a brand of lithium-ion batteries called UltraFire. That doesn't seem like a name one should use for a brand of lithium batteries.

Goodnight all, and may you dream of wonders.

What exactly is the point of these unit conversions Wolfram Alpha gave me?

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The dragon quest series has some nice puns for its enemy names.

Earlier, I had an arena fight against Attila the Hunk, and just now I encountered some bats in a cave, called vampire battlers.

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Whoever contributed to coding "I love you" to mean "I want us to be in a committed relationship where we utterly depend on each other for all things emotional" deserves a posthumous kick in the shin.
Just saying.

He did a good job of it though. It's good music. I don't know much about the metal genre, so I can't say if it really fits into the genre they were targeting, but it's good music.

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It really is odd to think that Nobuo Uematsu started a metal band and released three albums. He isn't the sort of person you'd think of when you think metal music.

I think it's worth reminding people from time to time--you're allowed to make mistakes, and making mistakes doesn't make you a bad person.

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pitch: a tree
- grows pumpkins
- as they ripen in the fall, pressure built up in the branches is spontaneously released, and the pumpkins are hurled away at a 45° angle
- very effective seed dispersal

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