The very first thing that happened today was waking up to a retching cat basically on top of me, about to vomit all over the bed.
I kinda feel bad for unceremoniously tossing him on the floor before he could do it, but I also don't feel TOO bad about that.
Anyway, that took basically all the "dealing with shit" resources I had this morning and I haven't managed to get out of bed to clean it up yet. Although like, I sort of have to.
Already gonna be late for work now too. I'm very very tired.