A Feathered Friend @SomeEgrets@awoo.space

Bit of an excerpt from that VR bird game, and it's absolutely true.

I'm basically a master agriculturalist at this point

Oh my god
This bullshit never ends
I'm actually in hell, aren't I? And this is my punishment

It's magpie season again

oh no

Just wanted to tack one more thing on this. We know your (the player's) SOUL is in Kris. We strongly suspect Kris is soulless because of certain mannerisms, and the ending mirroring the soulless endings of Undertale. Also this, which states that their body "contains a human SOUL (yours)"

Again parallels here to UNDERTALE's end, where the only way to recover the world from the ERASE/DO NOT ending is to sell your soul to the First Human.

Wait, is he just wearing the red dollar store horns Toriel bought and a pair of glasses?

I'm specifically noting hearts here, because Ralsei claims to be a prince, and wears heart iconography. His whole story of "I've lived here my entire life waiting for you" is shaky at best, and actually contradicts his own legend that "Three heroes appear at the world's end"

Also, I don't even think he's a Darkner:

So, I think Ralsei's persona is probably fake? In every other card suit, the creatures look the same. Lancer looks a lot like his dad, the King. The low and high tier diamond/heart enemies look alike, as do their respective kings (see image).

Ralsei does not - you can specifically see the King of Hearts here, who looks totally in line with the hearts archetype. Which is not Ralsei.

When you first arrive in the dark world, Kris' description is different.

Also Noelle is definitely super into Susie

hmm

🖼️

So what exactly is Susie? A dragon? A lizard?
HMM.

Nooooooooope, fuck that with a cactus

It me

Today's mood, as my now urine-soaked cat tries to pee all over the vet:

This nerd

wait wait
okay there we go, now I'm done.

In honour of today...
"By spiders, for spiders... of spiders."