A Feathered Friend @SomeEgrets@awoo.space

Pretty sure you can tell how well I'm doing by how much awful, awful food I'm eating, and I have been eating absolute trash for the last couple weeks or so

@ArrBianca it might be fine, since they'd both be at the same potential, so no current should flow

Sometimes I wonder what it will actually take to get a game boycotted.

Like, I'm pretty sure at this point, a AAA studio could post weekly videos of them strangling literal kittens and whatever they release next would still be a blowout commercial success.

@makyo I mean, I know someone who's being denied by their insurance for necessary surgery to prevent brain damage from strokes.

So I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say US medical insurance is a criminal shakedown and I hope someone burns down the CEOs' houses with them still inside.

Feels like a good time to share this again. YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS:

https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos

I wish I knew what my cat is looking at when he sits down and stares at the ceiling.

I swear to h*ck, every time the other guy does something here, it ends up becoming *MY* problem because I have to fix everything he h*cked up, which is all of it.

All of the things.

Rise and Fall of the Cat Grass
(Or, my cat is a herbivore)

I've really gotta stop doing the thing where I fall asleep on the sofa and wake up at like 5am, but I'm

So tired
Always

@ArrBianca blasphemine
blaspheyours

I wonder what the energy budget on larger bird satellite tags is, and whether there's room for a kind of "emergency mode" that transmits more, higher resolution metrics in the event of a likely fatal event (ex. hard impact followed by period of no movement)

@Flora@meemu.org OTOH you've got a very official medical prescription for banging, so that's pretty alright

@skolli@mastodon.social

Seam is the most relatable character in DELTARUNE

*screenshots of Detroit: Become Human flood my timeline*

Me: someone please stop David Cage from making games

@Nurbs I'LL BITE HIS FACE OFF

Today, in "I get interesting spam"
They're trying to sell me lasers.

🖼️

I wonder what it's like to start a day off by not being alternatingly exhausted and angry at everything for literally hours

@ArrBianca bonus points if they take it to its logical conclusion: "TO BUFFER" / "TO BUTTER"