A Feathered Friend @SomeEgrets@awoo.space

Oops, I accidentally napped until it was dark outside again.
What even is daylight?

There's a Shining Force CD speedrun stream on now, and I appreciate that the strategy seems to be "make the bird person as ridiculously OP as possible"

I accept that cat grass is gonna mean SOME messes to clean up, but eating the entire pot in one night and turning it into FIVE pukes isn't something we can keep doing :(

I think the cat grass experiment is over on account of my cat being an idiot who, as long as cat grass is available, will do nothing but eat cat grass until he gets sick and throws it up.

And then eats more cat grass. And throws it up again.
And then eats more... and so on.

On stream (paraphrased): we're sorry setup is taking so long, I guess windows got an update earlier today, so now that's happening

I feel like this is the quintessential Windows 10 experience. "Someone, somewhere decided to change something and now absolutely nothing works"

Noelle a main character! Yes!
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/1063270097110949888

Oh huh, the cliffs in DELTARUNE were actually the supply closet in the real world, weren't they? That's why they were so different than the rest of the world. Not sure what to make of the eyeballs, the goopy black ooze, and the Glowshard though.

The door you pass through to enter the fields region is actually the door on the left hand side of the classroom...?

welp, I didn't manage to leave the apartment today

@Flora@meemu.org this has definitely happened to one other person I know

I always imagine a *FOOOMP* sound

Also because there are probably a nonzero number of people out there who would actually consider this, jesus fuck what is wrong with you.

Next up: Wolfenstein, but instead of killing nazis, it's an RTS where you take over the camps to produce resources for your side

Makes about as much sense as the other thing

Ah I see everyone's getting that new Fallout game now.

Nukes sure are a grand old time, eh chums? Let's drop them on our friends so we can all benefit from shiny loot and monsters! This sure isn't a tonedeaf betrayal of the series core conceit and also basic humanity!

Okay so it looks like I'm just not getting out of bed today, huh

Anyway, that took basically all the "dealing with shit" resources I had this morning and I haven't managed to get out of bed to clean it up yet. Although like, I sort of have to.

Already gonna be late for work now too. I'm very very tired.

The very first thing that happened today was waking up to a retching cat basically on top of me, about to vomit all over the bed.

I kinda feel bad for unceremoniously tossing him on the floor before he could do it, but I also don't feel TOO bad about that.

The new Spyro animations are just really good, by the way. So good!

Stuck in traffic forever
Gonna starve and die out here

Pygmy falcons are such adorable little balls of fluffy skymurder, awwwwwww

My favourite part about the nonsense EU "This site uses cookies!" bullshit is that a bunch of sites have started farming those notifications + acknowledgement out to third parties, so it's actually worse for privacy now, because they can profile you across sites just like ads.

@ArrBianca @rick_777 we put 240VAC through a parallel port once at work because of an accidental solder bridge