A Feathered Friend @SomeEgrets@awoo.space

@ThingQuail how do you count the number of dinners where I intentionally made instant mac n' cheez because I am horrible?

(I know not all of those are new, but they were new at some point, and I'm assuming the cost of a new car is likely fairly stable relative to inflation, so I'm calling that a reasonable hand-wave)

Cost of a new car in Ontario is about 33500, so that's about $8.4M of car in one particular lot, at one particular time.

That's enough to run ~25% of our entire transit infrastructure for a year in upfront purchase price alone, not counting gas, road upkeep, etc.

I did some napkin math and estimated about 250 cars in just one of the lots at a mall I pass by on the way home, at just one particular moment in time, on a random Thursday with nothing special going on - probably about 250, give or take.

Showoff.
https://m.imgur.com/i5E1slL

Acorn Woodpeckers.
https://youtu.be/kWoHoG2MCCc

I JUST noticed that autocorrect changed "malar stripe" to "malaria stripe" last night but it's been hours and I'm too embarrassed to go back and fix it

Reminder: cats

🖼️

Anyway my kink definitely is not the latest Flash Player in case anyone was wondering

I'd do the latest "quote and let autocomplete finish the sentence" thing, but it just fills it with "get the latest Flash player" AGAIN

Why
Why does it do this?

maybe I should be some kinda egg-pilfering bird because I'm makin' eggs and they're

good

@ArrBianca so like, on a scale of one to ten, how close are we to KILL ALL HUMANS?

@datastains@snouts.online I mean, it's not that I don't want to. It's just a combination of indecision and not really being sure what fits me and not even feeling like I can just try out things because if you go to someone Do A Design, you've gotta have like, at least a starting point.

But I mostly just complain about it a lot as a way to acknowledge it so at least it doesn't feel like I'm doing nothing I guess?

we finally figured out what might be causing some of our bizarre hardware issues, and it is the armature of the galvos that point them slamming into its lower position limit at about 2000° per second.

Actual literal Nazis: *do nazi things*
Twitter: this is fine

This guy: hey, leave these people alone, you wanna hassle someone, do it to me
Twitter: oh you better BELIEVE that account's locked

@datastains@snouts.online I have never designed an OC (oops)

stop letting men name birds

Work technially has no real dress code aside from not being a total dick so I think I'm just gonna wear nothing but comfortable flannel and hoodies all winter and YOU CAN'T STOP ME

@XerTheSquirrel I can't name five of those