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I develop SquirrelJME, a Java ME 8 Virtual Machine for embedded and Internet of Things devices. It has the ultimate goal of being 99.9% compatible with the Java ME standard.

Please do boost, star, and support me on Patreon/Liberapay I really do appreciate it! 🧑🧑🧑

I hope you enjoy SquirrelJME! 🧑🧑🧑🐿🌺🌈

How many batches of rare candy were made in the Pokemon world and why is it not mass produced?

Good morning everyone! I hope your day goes well! πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸΏπŸŒΊπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸ€ŸπŸ»

Turns out time clocks are horrible at the thing they were designed for: keeping time!

Where does the Enterprise NX-01 store all the dog food for the single dog on board: The captain's pet?

Good morning! I hope you can get through the day, do take breaks, do not overwork yourself, you are important! πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸΏπŸŒΊπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸ€ŸπŸ»

If you liked Link's Awakening DX, get ready for Link's Awakening RX! After waking up from his adventure adrift at sea, Link decides to open up a pharmacy. In this epic quest to obtain the Triforce, experience the thrill of putting medications in bottles and taking customers.

Why do broomsticks for witches never have seats? It is like riding on a bike without a seat, it gets really sore. But then again... do witches get sore butts riding on their broomsticks?

Good morning everyone! I hope your weekend is going okies! πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸΏπŸŒΊπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸ€ŸπŸ»

Good morning! I hope everyone has a good day today! Enjoy the squeakend! πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸΏπŸŒΊπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸ€ŸπŸ»

My Switch just says "Not enough video space" but I have plenty of free space left.

The movie theater caption devices are cool and it is great to have that accessibility option! I do not have to dread going to the theaters because it would be like: Who is saying what?? Or what did they just say? Or can you repeat what they said to me?

Well, my retirement investments are now balanced although the shares are incorrect by a bit because of 75%/25% vested/unvested. Maybe next year when it vests fully I can just have the right numbers in place.

Whoops I accidentally put my phone into flashing mode resting my head on it.

Everyone who has ever done geometry and/or trigonometry is a sinner, please let us cosign this document together before I start a tangent.

I checked Turnip Prices on Animal Crossing and it is 626 this morning lol... whew!

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